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Jokes. No.3

41 7 days ago Serbia Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

The school called me today and said, "Your son's been telling lies".
"Well tell him he's f*cking good" I replied, "I ain't got any kids!"



My doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the

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Joke No.2

47 7 days ago Serbia Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Dad: Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Come on, say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: F*ck you, say daddy!
Baby: F*ck you, Mommy!
Mom: Honey, I'm home!
Baby: F*ck you!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Baby: Daddy!
Dad: Son of a b*tch.

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Joke

38 Day 2,466, 05:48 Serbia Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each drug, so they could understand what these substances did.

Two days

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Thank you, Plato

26 Day 2,214, 02:10 Serbia Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Hello, Plato

I am writing you this article to say THANK YOU.

You may ask yourself for what, well this is the reason:

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Merry Christmass, Plato !

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Fourth lesson in Romanian

14 Day 550, 10:16 Indonesia

My dear eIndonesian friends, I have allowed you almost 48 hours to fully learn the first three lesson in our beautiful, civilized language. I don't have much hope that more than 5% of you were able to learn what I've showed you until now. After all,

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