Bank of North Korea - newspaper of Bank of North Korea

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Dragonforce and Soylent Green Organics Destroys NK Food Industry.

12 • Day 582, 15:27 • Published in North Korea

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Yes, DragonForce Imperial Fruits and Green Soylent Organics have destroyed our NK Food Industry, as we now have 3 Q3 Food companies, producing 150 Q3 Food per day. What was wrong with 50 I ask? I barely sell 50 every day, so remind me how 150 will

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Food Prices DROPPED

2 • Day 576, 18:36 • Published in North Korea

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After a terrible week of selling, and no supply of grain/workers, I have had to drop prices from 6.6NK to 5.5 NK per Q3 Food. I hope this benefits everyone.

Thank You.

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Job Market Worsens

9 • Day 561, 04:55 • Published in North Korea

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People of North Korea, we have idiots in our midst.

Companies are offering jobs at skill 7 for 22NK now. And I ask, how can they afford to pay 22NK? These people are putting decent businesses OUT of business by 'overcutting' jobs.

We simple

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Bond Interest Increases

1 • Day 549, 12:54 • Published in North Korea

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The Bank of North Korea are Proud to announce a rise in the variable interest rates provided by our Bonds.

For more information on how to open a Bond account with our Bank, please Message us, or Bobons, for quick replies.

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Bank of North Korea OPEN

9 • Day 547, 15:20 • Published in North Korea

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Bank of North Korea.
Kim Street, 24337, North Korea.
Printed by North Korean News Agency.

Hello Citizens!
I hereby announce the official opening of the Bank of North Korea.
Our current Fund is 42 Gold and rising. With one Loan already