Arthk's Report

About my newspaper

SE EU IMPRIMISSE TODOS OS ARTIGOS DESTE JORNAL VIRTUAL DAVA PARA FAZER UM LIVRO QUASE TAO GROSSO COMO O MEU PÉNIS!

WHEN I WAS

4 • Day 318, 11:40 • Published in Pakistan

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A young bot
my father
took me into the market
to see some cookies with bees
he said
son when
you grow up
will you be
the feeder of the hungry
the broken and the pigs?
WHY IS THE MARKET SO FLOODED WITH HERETICS AND PIG DISGUSTINGS?

Sugestão Anti Flames.

14 • Day 313, 07:40 • Published in Portugal

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Ora bem, embora não me desagradem o drama e as flame wars, acho que o nosso ePaís merece melhor que isso.

Eu não vou criticar aqui ninguém, não vou insultar quem quer que seja nem deitar abaixo nada. Venho fazer uma simples Sugestão.

A guide to all things PIG DISGUSTING in pakistan

12 • Day 309, 20:15 • Published in Pakistan

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Your local aperture science advisor reminds you to stay away from foreign companies, as well as these PIG DISGUSTING interior companies

1:white rabbit food
2😒wedish dominion products
3:any happarappa company
4:global foods
5::any non PSP,

Hello from the new mayor of chengdu

13 • Day 306, 08:51 • Published in Pakistan

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as the new mayor of chengdu, i promise to do.....
absolutley nothing.
no new taxes, taxes set to zero, and no new housing taxes.
i could have raised everything to 99% in an attempt to punish the rebels, but after much deliberation, i chose not to.

A SWEDE, IN MY ECONOMY?

29 • Day 303, 17:41 • Published in Pakistan

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its more likely then you think.
http://www.erepublik.com/company-171441.html
In a stunning piece of investigative journalism, i have discovered the truth.
it couldn't be more blatant now, but the chinese rebels are not chinese, and this is merely