A Place to Hang Your Hat - newspaper of Azzeriath

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SHOP

13 • Day 839, 17:58 • Published in Canada Canada

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AZZERIATH: You’ve got to wear a silly hat.
PEASANT: [BRIEFLY STOPS WALLOWING IN MUD] An’ why’s that?
AZZERIATH: Because I said so!
PEASANT: Oh, well ‘oo died and made you king then?
AZZERIATH: Saltydog, of course
PEASANT: … read more »

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The Real Moderates

10 • Day 690, 11:50 • Published in Canada Canada

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This is an idea I've been kicking around in my head for some time, but I am posting it now in response to the new Judges' Party. When I read the opening paragraph, I

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COBRA Infiltrates...

7 • Day 578, 09:53 • Published in Canada Canada

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COBRA!

That's right, In a bold move COBRA commander Augustus Baldwin has decided to infiltrate his own organization! We caught up with him earlier today for an exclusive interview

"It's brilliant," he says "we can just … read more »

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Candidates: A Pictorial Examination

4 • Day 561, 23:54 • Published in Canada Canada

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Looking at the two front-runners for the coming presidential (prime ministerial) election, one can find plent of cause for alarm:
On the left we have an inexperienced player, who until recently is on record as saying some rather disturbing things

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Personality Cult

7 • Day 551, 09:06 • Published in Canada Canada

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CEP? Bruck yeah!

Vote CEP for a Strong Canada … read more »