zaneism: The True Path...
Day 588, 01:37
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by Ranger Bob
In the beginning. The eWorld existed in darkness, without form, host or eBeer.
Then zaney came and He looked upon the darkness and raised forth his eHand.
He raised forth His mighty eHand and said - "let there be eAustralia!"
And eAustralia came to be.
He looked upon what the Admins had wrought on His behalf, and knew that it was good....
Source: Book of zaney 1:1
eBlessings upon you all. Today begins a fine chapter in our eAustralian lives. We bring to you the eLight which zaney shines upon us all, through his buff eGodlike 15.078 Strength.
Unlike the false eReligions of Dioism, Lewdaism and GladDNOSTICISM, we preach to you not as sex starved teenagers who are so bored with real life we can not find anything better to do, nor as alcoholics in real life, nor Furries or their lovers - but as his Speakers.
Speakers for the zaney, and the Church of zaneism.
The Book of zaney, Chapter 2:1 sends us the message my fellow Australians!
"Go confidently about the two clicks, for I have nurtured you, and granted you the region on which your non-corporeal eForm currently stands..."
Zaneism worships the immortal zaney, who has delivered eAus upon us and fills our lives with light, and mugs with eBeer.
If you do not already know the feats of eGod, then look around you and inspect the regions you stand on right now. Without the Voice of zaney, His buff strength and eRepublik account, we would not be here today to get eDrunk and enjoy our fine eLives. For it was He who campaigned and fought to free eAustralia from the clutches of despair, and delivered our land unto us after the Ages of eDark.
Our eGod chose eAus for a reason to start his almighty insurgence. He saw equality, He saw happiness, He saw eagerness, he saw people willing to put their eLives on the line and forsake the eBarbecues and eskies full of eBeer to keep our faith. It is our solemn duty to now pay respect to the teachings of eGod.
The "Aye-Ex" (ix) Commandments
i. Thou shalt remain eNeutral. eNeutrality serves well. Have not an enemy too many or a friend too few.
ii. Thou shalt not be led into false prophets paths. For empires of sand and sky are fleeting and short.
iii. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours Gold.
iv. Thou shalt not commit admindultery.
(we have all seen the recent outcome for those sinners who dare)
v. Thou shalt not make false gods of thyself. Worship no other before Him
vi. Thou shalt always help out a citizen in need. For eGod rewards those who help others.
vii. Thou shalt strive to earn the hard workers medal through labour for the good of ones nation.
viii. Thou shalt not Multi. For to copy yourself only decreases the quality of your eSoul.
ix. Thou shalt keep thy word and thy honour as you would your own life.
To follow the teachings of eGod are righteous and rewarding. You will be gifted in the afterlife. For it was prophecised in the book of zaney
""When the switch is last flicked and the servers are turned off for the last time. eGod shall take you to a better place where wellness is maximum and bugs are unheard of. Only those who are open to eGods path shall find the correct login password to this eternity server""
Source: Book of zaney 13:6
Those who shunt the path will only doom themselves. The path to enlightenment is not an easy one and followers of the way will be tested, but If you stand strong then there is nothing that will break the willpower of eGod. I leave you with your new found knowledge and hopefully a desire to become a Zannite and pure. Peace and eGod be with you.
""Trust that at times of the greatest need, eGod will lead the free land""
Source: Book of zaney 69:68 (you should have read 69:69!)
If you would like to learn more about Zaneism or follow the path, please dont hesitate to PM the Prophets of zaney: 'Brother Ranger Bob (BR
Then zaney came and He looked upon the darkness and raised forth his eHand.
He raised forth His mighty eHand and said - "let there be eAustralia!"
And eAustralia came to be.
He looked upon what the Admins had wrought on His behalf, and knew that it was good....
Source: Book of zaney 1:1
eBlessings upon you all. Today begins a fine chapter in our eAustralian lives. We bring to you the eLight which zaney shines upon us all, through his buff eGodlike 15.078 Strength.
Unlike the false eReligions of Dioism, Lewdaism and GladDNOSTICISM, we preach to you not as sex starved teenagers who are so bored with real life we can not find anything better to do, nor as alcoholics in real life, nor Furries or their lovers - but as his Speakers.
Speakers for the zaney, and the Church of zaneism.
The Book of zaney, Chapter 2:1 sends us the message my fellow Australians!
"Go confidently about the two clicks, for I have nurtured you, and granted you the region on which your non-corporeal eForm currently stands..."
Zaneism worships the immortal zaney, who has delivered eAus upon us and fills our lives with light, and mugs with eBeer.
If you do not already know the feats of eGod, then look around you and inspect the regions you stand on right now. Without the Voice of zaney, His buff strength and eRepublik account, we would not be here today to get eDrunk and enjoy our fine eLives. For it was He who campaigned and fought to free eAustralia from the clutches of despair, and delivered our land unto us after the Ages of eDark.
Our eGod chose eAus for a reason to start his almighty insurgence. He saw equality, He saw happiness, He saw eagerness, he saw people willing to put their eLives on the line and forsake the eBarbecues and eskies full of eBeer to keep our faith. It is our solemn duty to now pay respect to the teachings of eGod.
The "Aye-Ex" (ix) Commandments
i. Thou shalt remain eNeutral. eNeutrality serves well. Have not an enemy too many or a friend too few.
ii. Thou shalt not be led into false prophets paths. For empires of sand and sky are fleeting and short.
iii. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours Gold.
iv. Thou shalt not commit admindultery.
(we have all seen the recent outcome for those sinners who dare)
v. Thou shalt not make false gods of thyself. Worship no other before Him
vi. Thou shalt always help out a citizen in need. For eGod rewards those who help others.
vii. Thou shalt strive to earn the hard workers medal through labour for the good of ones nation.
viii. Thou shalt not Multi. For to copy yourself only decreases the quality of your eSoul.
ix. Thou shalt keep thy word and thy honour as you would your own life.
To follow the teachings of eGod are righteous and rewarding. You will be gifted in the afterlife. For it was prophecised in the book of zaney
""When the switch is last flicked and the servers are turned off for the last time. eGod shall take you to a better place where wellness is maximum and bugs are unheard of. Only those who are open to eGods path shall find the correct login password to this eternity server""
Source: Book of zaney 13:6
Those who shunt the path will only doom themselves. The path to enlightenment is not an easy one and followers of the way will be tested, but If you stand strong then there is nothing that will break the willpower of eGod. I leave you with your new found knowledge and hopefully a desire to become a Zannite and pure. Peace and eGod be with you.
""Trust that at times of the greatest need, eGod will lead the free land""
Source: Book of zaney 69:68 (you should have read 69:69!)
If you would like to learn more about Zaneism or follow the path, please dont hesitate to PM the Prophets of zaney: 'Brother Ranger Bob (BR
😎' or 'Brother Br0adside (B
😎'. We encourage you to pray - for it MAY BE ANSWERED! Send your prayers to the living effigy of our eGod through his mortal account 'zaney'.
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Sign me up as a follower, Ranger Bob.
Praise Zaney! Praise the eGod amongst us!
I shoddy Prophet status.
@ Timeoin its Brother Ranger Bob
better not say BRB, people might think you are leaving 😛
HAHAHA i am already one AND AND i shotgunned eZejus
All Hail the Great Zaney. We bow to you.
Well I just converted from Diosim to Zanyism.
Sign me up. I need soem faith and nice eBeer in Russia....eVodka just don't do it 🙂
@ Cheeseball, my apologies. Do you think Brother Ranger Bob shall forgive me for my accidental slip up?
Sounds interesting. Can I be an eSmiter?
The Word of zaney is but the path to true enlightenment. For those who wish to understand how our eGod operates without the temptation of eBeer and sins of the eFlesh - see our Wiki.
our eGod run our affairs while we were in exile, which led to agreement that we would seek to have our eLands returned from the darkness..
our eGod started the fight for our land back. Though this initial attempt was unsuccessful, his ePerserverance made people take notice and led to the BEGINNING of the Great Return of 2008.
For the book of zaney says : 26:3 (and the supplementaries are!)
"To believe requires faith, and without faith the server would irrevocably crash and there would be a 404 error. And a Ticket to admin may not always lead to your path of correction".
This religion is a lie. Cozlam is the only path to enlightment. And devout Cozlim's will forever live in paradise.
😁^ but with low wellness and a sporatic server.
Remember and beware faithful, of those who attempt to lead you from the path...
To eDie for Cozlam is cowardly as it says in the Cozran.
lol cozza 😛 hail zaneism
Brother Ranger Bob, Brother Br0adside - save me!
Help me find the truth path of righteous Zaneism.
Help me to not be swayed by the false religion of Cozlam! 🙂
Gah can't stand of all this eReligion stuff, even if it is all for fun. Voted for effort
And for the ills of the land, zaney did send the wolf, Br0adside, to temp the wicked out of hiding with Trolls and Flames.
And for the good of the land, zaney did send the one of light and heart(and lighthearted), ranger, to tempt the virtuous in the joys of laughter.
this is so intriguing . . .