You Voted Correctly.

Day 1,231, 14:36 • Published in Israel Israel • by Sam Krak

(Translation Please!) 😃

Wait, what?

You can't vote correctly silly! It's an opinion thing, you can't be right or wrong!

Guess What.



YOU'RE WRONG.

B-b-b-but why?

BECAUSE I SAID SO.

Okay, to cut to the real point of this article. Guys your candidates this month are Matan9010 and Daniel Morad. Both are, without a doubt, exceptional players. And that is why you can not go wrong tomorrow during election time.



Now, I've known Matan9010 for a long time. Really long, since the days of UZP. (What's the UZP?) He is a go-to guy, and knows exactly what he's doing and why he is doing it. He has proved himself time and again as a leader, and to say that he is inactive is certainly false. He waits for his time, allowing others to get their moments in while he sits patiently. He is a dedicated guy, and a great choice for PoI.



Daniel Morad. This guy defines all that is right in eIsrael. He is active, a determined player, and never goes off saying inappropriate things. He is a true patriot, somebody that everyone should strive to be. He lets his actions speak for themselves, and he goes straight to work getting the tough jobs done. Again, another great choice.



Wait a sec, I thought this was for the presidential candi-

QUIET YOU.

Rheinlander Von Phalz. You sir, have done a marvelous job. I know I've told you many times before, but eIsrael, think back to when Rheiny took office- February 5. Look at us now. We have improved beyond anything we could have hoped for under the leadership of President Von Phalz. His skillfulness has shown what it means to be a true leader of the eIsraeli people. For that, I, and the rest of eIsrael, thanks you. o7

Well, that's about it eIsrael. Some words from a guy who had 3 sentences about him and his continual election to Knesset in 3 different articles. Take it or leave it. But remember, if you vote tomorrow, you're voting correctly!

Yours in eIsrael's Hands,