You should try "Cozido a Portuguesa" [PT MoFA]

Day 579, 16:48 • Published in Russia Portugal • by Arthk

Hello my eRussian friends,


I would like to congratulate you for your newborn citizens, we wish you the best in this New World.

As you might already guessed I'm the Portuguese Minister of Foreign Affairs (thus the letters PT MoFA in the title, yeah, I'm that lazy).

Well, not long ago I was on PEACE GC IRC chatroom when something came up, Alicanto told us there were a lot of newborn in eRussia, but there was a risk of them starving, since the Q1 food was running out.

Well, I took a look at our stocks here in ePortugal and I've seen huge amounts of Cozido a Portuguesa, so I thought, "what the hell, we'll buy an export license and simply share this cooking wonder we have here to help them out".



And I really hope this helps, but first of all, some advice:


As you can see on the wiki link, Cozido a Portuguesa contains: shin of beef, pork, and, in some regions, chicken served with cabbage, carrots, turnips, Portuguese smoked sausages (morcela, farinheira and chouriço), rice, potatoes, and collard greens.. The amount of ingredients is quite high, which is kind of confusing for the cooks to handle it, leading to frequent mistakes.

And taking in account that the cooks in that company normally are new and unexperienced players we cannot assure that the ingredients are safe, since we have no idea what you can find inside that tasty stew (yes, even with that it's tasty, trust me). Hopefully you won't find any moustache hair or weird objects like spoons, shoes (??) or Benfica scarves(???).

Well, this is just a routine warning, you shouldn't worry, really. We eat those all the time and it makes us more manly and makes our moustaches grow healthy and strong.

You may be asking by now "Is this guy really their MoFA ? Isn't he ... a weirdo?" or "how the hell did this freak get into that position?". Well, I understand your confusion, even I can't understand how I did this, but hey, this New World is plain weird itself, so anything can happen here :3

Just sit and enjoy our stews while your country grows healthy 😛

we take no responsibilities for choking, food poisoning, inconvenient boners or any embarrassing side effects Cozido a Portuguesa may cause, we would advise you to turn the stew into soup first, but then it would make you look like a pussy


With my Best Regards,

-Arthk
Portuguese MoFA
PEACE GC Secretary General (now you go: "wtf ? What were these PEACEniks thinking?!?")