You Really Thought I was Gross, Huh?

Day 581, 13:48 Published in Canada Canada by Tom Jane

That's right, Homeless Dad is looking for votes once more in the fine dominion of Nova Scotia. And though he may be homeless, he's still looking to start a housing complex called Sudden Valley for Nova Scotians. Couldn't you see yourself marinading a chicken in that? He also helped liberate regions of Greece and Israel from Turkish oppressors while in Army. You should see the stuffed animals he got as medals.

Vote Tom Jane to make Nova Scotia and all of Canada a better place, he's supported by the Federalists, so you know he's good. He will be solid, as a rock. After all...

I just want my kids back!