You, little clevers, woke up the Rage of Varnish.

Day 1,019, 03:25 • Published in United Kingdom Spain • by OutSmarter

Hi, proud citiziens of United Faildom. I'm writting you just to tell you that you woke up the Rage of Varnish. What? You don't know who is Varnish? He's God, and he is with Spain.


This, is Varnish. Remember his holy face.

What supposes that? Well, you'll fall into a big spiral of FAIL which from you won't recover until the end of the days. You had to think it better before quiting us our High Wine and Cheese regions of La Rioja and Castilla y la Mancha. Castilla y la Mancha... Oh, wait! The spiral of FAIL has started!


Me, while writting. So cute, don't?

Let me tell you what is going to happen now. We'll kick out you from the Sacred Lands of Varnish, and once we do that, we'll liberate your little island from the devil empire of the FAIL. No more eggs with bacon for breakfast, no more fish and chips for lunch, no more... do you have another stereotype? Oh yes, no more tea hour.


Spiral of FAIL. You should get used to this.

And remember, even when the monkey wears with seda, monkey se queda.

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