You Know What To Do
The Irish William Wallace
This will be the last article I write for my CP candidacy. I hope all you eDutchmen and women know what to do. Vote MikeBane!
Vote MikeBane,
criminally insane
came to bring the pain
an' all ya'll know my name
I'm MikeBane,
harder than cocaine
watch our debt slain
deeper than your veins
breakin off yo' chains
too short to explain
just believe in my campaign
or hop a freight train
our land I'll retain
so use your brain
and vote MikeBane!
So basically...
- End the financial crisis
- Gain back all our territories
- Give 100 gold to one lucky citizen every weekend
- Restore balance to the Force
Hell, don't vote for a party. Vote for a candidate. Vote for MikeBane!
NOTICE:This article was crafted by Banist conspirators and public mind-manipulation committees. It was also paid for by such notable Banists that cannot be named because that is how deep this conspiracy goes down. This notice was also the creation of Banists to perhaps tell you the truth...or what we call the 'truth'. We are behind every government regime in eRep. Love Big Brother.
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voted to the hardest extent. o/
Voted!
VOted
Voted, Comrade!
Hey to all eDutch: MikeBane is perhaps one of the most influential eIrishmen ever. He created one of the largest MUs and the largest political party. The Netherlands i blessed to have such a brave and honest figure to create a strong, safe and stable environment. My highest endorsement to MikeBane.
But...Mike seriously that rap sucked...
vote
Good luck, voted.
I heard Irishmen say before that one of the reasons came here was for a more easy CP medal ... gave you the favour of doubt but I am changing my mind about that now.
@Geral😛 Yeah, I just wrote it off the top of my head lol. Thanks for that though! My work in eIreland is perhaps my proudest.
@MaartenW: To be honest, if I ran for CP I'd probably be a lot more serious. I do not expect to win, I just wanna be that 3rd party people vote for to 'stick it to the man'. Not really serious about this race. I enjoyed helping out the government though the past few months.
not serious until you win unexpectedly. lol THEN WHO'S THE MAN?! 🙂
Every group needs the crazy conspirator.
Glad you are here to make us laugh.
good luck
Good rhyme skills
V
Communism is dangerous...
Goodluck!
I feel kind of brainwashed... Must....vote.....Bane.... ARGHHH!!
Excuse me then, have had a lot of such presentations
I see Mike wants to rob another treasury
100 gold every weekend? hope you have a creditcard