You Have Been Saved
Alfred Ball
Greetings ignorant masses of eJapan, it is I, your Fuhrer, I have come to give you meaningless peasants worthwhile causes and ambitions. For you see we are fighting a civil war against our fellow Japanese brother who seem to have a weird case of mistaken identity. Why they refer to themselves as anything by Japanese is beyond me. However, I feel we must right this cause and unite Japan once more over the island of Formosa where the flag of the rising sun raises far above the island so every backwards citizen of the island can see exactly where they came from and remember the civilization we brought them, that is why peasants of Japan we must be kind to the rebels of Formosa and remind them that they are Japanese like me and you. Soon they will see the light once the rising sun soars above the city Taihoku.
Fear not loyal subjects of the Fuhrer, you have been saved, fret not any longer because I bring guidance with me.
Sincerely,
Your Glorious Leader
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HokkaDIO is mine, gtfo b1tch
Hi
We are f*cked
Oh noez~
How did you get back in here.
If I may, the correct name for "Formosa" as you call it is "Kazawan".
Hi
帰れ。
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I was worried about Japan until I saw this article, and now feel my fears dissipating.