You are now a little less Homo-Swedish

Day 1,118, 19:47 • Published in Sweden Sweden • by Grev Per

And thus, a little more tolerable.

The overwhelming welcome the eDanish community has received in eSweden this time around is really something special. Perhaps eDanishness can rub off on other lesser species and make them better. Nice. 🙂

I have decided to join the Gämlingarne party. I think that means 'oldies', but I don't really know, and I don't really care. I intend to do what the current party-president intends to do, give Sweden an awesome constitution like the one eDenmark had.

In fact, EXACTLY like the one eDenmark had. However of course we'll probably have to remove the Prime Directive as that was about Swedes. I'm sure we can find a suitable substitute.

I want to make Sweden more awesome, in a Swedish way. And when I say Swedish, I mean Danish. But there are also cool things about Sweden. I think Will Ferrell lives there. You guys have made some pretty good movies, I just can't remember the names of the ones I've seen. Or the plots really. If you had asked me two years ago I could've told you. Well at least you got some cool bands. The Cardigans are Swedish aren't they? Or was that that other band? Well everyone likes and envies ABBA. That's something.

You know what, I actually have a complaint. I get the channels SVT1 and SVT2 and they are so fucking boring. It's insane really. Do you know how it makes you guys look? It's terrible. It might not be as bad as DK4, but DK4 has a budget of around 500 kr a month. And sometimes they cover CounterStrike championships.

Oh and Ziggyzag sent me some links with some Swedish musicians once, they were pretty good. Cornelius Vreeswijk I think his name was.

Anyways, I'm here to help. I'll give you guys everything you want. You want to be more like me? Fine you can have more of me. You guys like boring interviews, statistics, and debates about socialism? I can give you that too. And by give you that, I mean I'll promise to deliver that, and then ignore my promise later on.

I'm not even sure what I'm writing about anymore. Goodnight everyone, and God Bless Sweden.
p.s. what happened to MSAP and Radsoc? It's nice to see they're gone.

p.p.s. Join my party and Front will no longer hold relevance in eSwedish politics.