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Day One of Operation: Cultivate the Untamed Native Troglodytes of Sweden has begun. An elite force of Danish cultural-commandos was dropped behind enemy lines in the last 24 hours and has already started a media campaign to make things more interesting in the otherwise insignificant Swedish media.

It reminds me of a similar event that happened only a couple of years ago. Something I vaguely remember happening, something about Sweden invading Denmark. Something about monkeys. What was that about anyways? Homosuedes? Homoswedes? Whatever, I'm sure someone else will remember that whole thing anyways.

Sweden Invades Denmark, Then and Now
So far there have been a few noticable differences. Most importantly though is that this time my inbox has received no death threats. (There was about a week before the war where I received one or two a day. Come on Swedes, you gotta admit that's pretty embarrassing.) This time I got a love-letter. An event so confusing for me I thought I had accidentally clicked on an Evony-Online advertisement.

Another important difference is that this is an alliance entered voluntarily by both parties. About a week after Danish independence, there was talk about a Scandinavian union. On behalf of Denmark I said that we wished to run an independent nation for a while, before we lose our sovereignty once again. It's been nigh on two years now. Initially we were quite succesful in preventing PTOs. We offended the Brazilians so much that they voluntarily left Denmark before they ever got power. Then there was some other group I don't remember. Then there were the eSerbs who stayed for over a year in eDenmark, but only held power for about 2 or 3 months. The fact that it was a constant struggle against nationalities made politics in eDenmark irreparably boring.

Then we got some help from our Croatian allies. They did a good job, particularly HurkanCS and his friends. The guy was a diva though, and I'm not the kind of person who is very good at empathizing with the feelings of others. (That's for my little brother, CrilleP Gaymaster). Anyways under the Hurkan presidency the Danish borders were expanded to about 5 regions or something. Which is retarded for a nation under the constant threat of a PTO, but nobody really seemed to care, so I stopped caring as well.

This time we join Sweden willingly. This time we will not create a distinctive line between ourselves in politics. In fact, should the Danes create a political party, I imagine they will try to appeal to as many Swedes as possible. (And not just the cool ones like Pho3nix and JosefStark).

Actually I stated about two months ago that once the eSerb problem was gone, I'd like to move to Sweden and participate in eSwedish politics.

Which is why when the idea of a Scandinavian Union was brought up, I was all for it. Hurray! SweDenmark!

Now congratulations to those of you who read this far. My next article, coming in about 5 min., will be an attempt to sell my political career to the highest bidder. Personally I don't think it'll go far, but its worth a shot.

p.s. If you recognize (correctly) where I got the title from, I'll like you.