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Day 673, 18:19 Published in Canada New Zealand by Ozymandias Malifozik


I have decided once again to run for Parliament in this great country of eCanada in Alberta. In my past term I believe I have been a very active congressman. You can check my record as I was completely transparent and you will see that I have done what is best for eCanada. I am now into the system of how things run in Parliament and I was very happy to be within its halls. I am serious person when it comes to Parliament. I am one of the Vice Presidents of the Democratic Action League...

YO SUPABEASTY, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND I'M GONNA LET YOU FINISH, BUT OZYMANDIAS MALIFOZIK HAD ONE OF THE BEST PLATFORMS OF ALL TIME!



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Hello all you Canadians out there! My name is (technically) Ozymandias Malifozik, but you can call me Ozy or OzyM for short. The 25th quickly approaches and it would be a great honor if I could represent all of us British Columbians in the eCanadian Parliament.

So who am I?

As stated above^, my name is Ozymandias Malifozik. I have been playing eRepublik for almost over 2 months now, and in all that time I have met some really amazing citizens and I wish to be able to play a bigger part in country politics and make everyday eLife easier for the average citizen. In the past 2 months or so I have worked very diligently at any task I set out to complete (i've never missed a day of work or training), and if elected I promise to be a liaison between the common man and the political elite. I commit to always being a approachable by my constiuents on any issue before congress or otherwise.

Credentials:

For most of my eLife, I have been the Canadian Ambassador to eIran, which is a very difficult job especially now. Plus they only speak Farsi over there. In my time there, I have learned how to work with anyone in order to accomplish what is needed, even if they speak a totally different language and live on the other side of the world! I think I have excelled at this with flying colors, and I think its fair to say that my hard work led to the eventual reclamation of both the Yukon and the Northwestern Territories. However, I believe that I am humble enough to admit that I am not the most qualified person for this job. I am currently working on transferring to an English speaking country, and for what it's worth, I think that DukeofDubai, who is fluent in Farsi and a very diligent worker, would be an excellent replacement.

I am also the Canadian National Coalition Director of New Member Affairs, where I am responsible for helping new party members become affiliated with eCanadian Politics, help them with any questions about our forums or anything in eLife from getting a job and training to joining the CAF. I feel this type of work shows my dedication to the game and to its people. As your representative, I would definitely be willing to directly talk with any constituent that would be interested or concerned with any issue or just needs help in general understanding this confusing (yet addicting) game.

Issues:

Military

I support a Canadian training battalion, very similar to one recently proposed on the Canadian Forum. This battalion would teach new players the ropes of the CAF and hopefully turn them from two-clickers into productive active players, which you can never have to many of. I also strongly support expanding the Reserves, one so efficient that Canada will never again be eliminated from the World Map.

Foreign Affairs

Being an Ambassador, I feel that I am familiar with the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. My main goals in congress will be regaining ALL of our lost regions and stabilizing Canada as a permanent state in the New World. I believe that with effort we can have great diplomatic relationships with nearly every nation in the New World, hopefully opening us up to more MPP's and further security for eCanada.

Internal Affairs

Retaining new players that would otherwise quit (due to the incredibly boring first week) and turning them into productive members of Canadian society is my highest priority when it comes to affairs inside Canada itself. I can remember my first week, and it is very tempting to quit when all you can do is two-click. Some helpful encouragement could go a far way. I would be willing to personally message all new British Columbian citizens. Furthermore, I believe that a transparent congress is incredibly important, citizens should be able to know exactly what their representatives are doing for them.

Economy

A strong and efficient economy, coupled with an equally strong Military Arm is the backbone to stabilizing Canada. I support standardized income taxes, which will simplify the system and create an equality between industries. In the current system, new companies are only going into industries and workers are only working for companies that have the lower taxes. Standardizing these taxes will strengthen and shore up our industries.

I hope to have the honor to represent you in Parliament and I hope my platform gives you insight into how I am ready, willing and able to put in the time and effort to make a difference and make everyday life easier, and more fun for YOU the eCanadian citizen.

Ozymandias Malifozik

PM me if you have questions!