Yo Britain: Vote for Longbaugh, Vote for Victory
Day 912, 19:20
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by Longbaugh
Taking a cue from GLaDOS, I've decided to keep it simple this time around.
I'm running for re-election to the House of Commons from the West Midlands as a proud member of Spectrum. I am the only official candidate from Spectrum running in the West Midlands. If you're not currently in the West Midlands I invite you to move there and vote for me.
If (Dio-willing) I am re-elected, I promise to ensure victory and personally deliver the 2010 FIFA World Cup Trophy to King Jeremy I on Day 965 of the New World.*
For your viewing pleasure, witness the greatest advertisement in the history of Earth.
Good luck to my opponents and God Save the King!
*And Dio Brando said unto me, "Be careful, Longbaugh. First you need the victory."
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furst hurdur
Good luck!
Praise Dio, The Fifth Column is Dio's Shining Path to Democracy!
Nice gal is nice
^
Praise Dio.
Needs more Dio.
We must do this! We must not death!
/v/ote
btw, nice chick😁)
go go Longbaugh!
ENGLAND
good luck fine sir
King Jeremy?
Longbaugh cannot into canada.
Good luck bro, the UK would be wise to vote you back in.
Good luck Longbaugh.
PRAISE DIO!
PRIDE!
POWER!
PAKISTAN!
Sage goes in all fields.
@ Robert Loggia
You know what another word for Blue Meanie is?
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Vote Longbaugh !!
Vote for the Invasion of Ireland !!!
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longblowe?
@ Nitrous Oxide
Methinks you just effed up.
Good luck Longbaugh! Voted and subbed.