XXXV: WTF?!? (A Rage Article of Unnecessary Proportions)
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by Little Old Halfling
I'm outraged America, truly outraged. I sit here, literally in Virginia, trying to leech precious internets off of my wayward country neighbors to just log in an get through congress. Today, with my first and very short burst of actual connection I manage to log on, and find this staring me in the face.
A peak inside the articles reveals that basically all of the cool people I know are running for POTUS this month.
I honestly don't know GLaDOS but I still think he's a p cool guy.
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Seriously?!
WTF?!?
I go away for four freaking days, and ya'll decide to go freaking psycho without me?! I feel betrayed, in almost every amount of the word. Four days, and not one of you has even asked me to be a part of your cabinet. 6 out of 7 POTUS potentials, and I don't get one gorram inquiry!
"Athanaric, would you kindly be my Secretary of Media?'
"Hey Ath, wanna be my VP?"
"Sup short stuff, I'm running for POTUS and I'm secretly both gay and Jewish, but I figured your masculinity, however small, would balance out and help hide my flaming desire for male genitalia."
NONE OF THAT! NOT ONE!
Sad Belkar is sad...
I'm seriously hurt guys. Ya'll can go die in a hole, cus guess what?
(prep for extremely childish and not true move)
I'M NOT GONNA ACCEPT ANY OFFERS FROM YOU GUYS TO BE IN YOUR CABINETS!!! SO...
...I will be, however, accepting bids. Yes, even from you chickensguys, because despite our differences I still love you.
COMMENCE THE BIDDING!!!
Stay frosty, beeches.
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Let's start the bidding at ONE APOLOGY!! HMM? SHALL WE?!?
I bid 0.69 CAD.
"Sup short stuff, I'm running for POTUS and I'm secretly both gay and Jewish, but I figured your masculinity, however small, would balance out and help hide my flaming desire for male genitalia."
Silly CRoy, you're not justin. :3
"Sup short stuff, I'm running for POTUS and I'm secretly both gay and Jewish, but I figured your masculinity, however small, would balance out and help hide my flaming desire for male genitalia."
would this be directed at Justin
Dear Athanaric;
I am soooo asshamed of myself. You obviously are a very sensitive type person and you've been soooo deeply wounded! I DID NOT MEAN IT!!! How can I ever make it up to you?!? ...Wait a minute, I didn't do anything. But why do I feel so guilty?? (sob, snort)
you can be a part of my cabinet. I wasn't going to run, but i decided that I would after reading this article in hopes that I could make the halfling go crazy and start murdering people. K BI!
Hey. What are you doing? Get back in the kitchen! GOD.
I officially make you Deputy Assistant To The Vice President (Candidate).
*shoves a sheriff pin in your chest*
You article makes me feel all naughty.
Poor Athany...
Aww, poor halfling.
Seriously though, it's a bit early in the POTUS election cycle.
If I ever run for President, you can be in my Cabinet.
"Sup short stuff, I'm running for POTUS and I'm secretly both gay and Jewish, but I figured your masculinity, however small, would balance out and help hide my flaming desire for male genitalia."
Oh you goofball :- P
>If I ever run for President, you can be in my Cabinet.
Dreams...coming true! ^____^
Ath, Josh Frost and I would like you to be our Chief of Staff.