XII: How I Saved America... With a Little Help From My Friends

Day 1,527, 00:05 • Published in USA USA • by Jude Connors
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Greetings and Salutations, Friends:

Gather around and pass the bong with me as I tell you all the story of how I saved America... with a little help from my friends, that is.



The story actually goes quite a ways back, but I will only touch on the history. It all started back when Pierce Vaughn was in Congress way back when and was censured for granting citizenship to known enemy of the state, Pizza the Hut. As directed by the laws that govern Congress; the Constitution and the Code, his access to the Congress forums was removed.

Despite this, Vaughn did win a second term into Congress in December 2011. His Christmas present of having the game mechanic powers of Congress was delivered by some fat man but his appeal to be allowed back into the Congress forums was denied. During the month as a Congressman of the New Conservative Party under the leadership of Pizza, he participated in rogue proposals with the rest of the party and also approved known enemies from Serbia and other ONE nations with his party’s Congressmen.

Then party president elections came and a group of concerned citizens banded together to oust the criminally insane Pizza from power. Oddly, Pizza himself ran against me in a different party while his henchman, Pierce Vaughn, ran for NCP party president. As confirmed by Vaughn himself on Pirate Bay Radio, Pizza was trying to “take America over one party at a time.”



Anyway, by the end of the 15th, Pizza was completely ousted form power. Pierce Vaughn was defeated in the NCP party president race 55% to 39%. Pizza was destroyed by yours truly and the “unstoppable” Pizza-supporter, Dan Wang, was defeated in a sixth party race. All in all, a great day for America!

PigInZen, the new party president of the New Conservative Party, is trying his best to make that party an actual legitimate party now and had opened up the opportunity for that party’s members to run for Congress. He added rigid stipulations to qualifying as a candidate, however; and Pierce Vaughn failed to meet those requirements. Sensing an opportunity to get more detail on Pizza’s plan, I manipulated Vaughn into thinking that I would run him as a candidate in MY party, the US Marijuana Party. A copy of the entire conversation he and I had on IRC can be found in its entirety here.

I baited this dude into telling me not only the plans Pizza has but also that the official government bank of Serbia is funneling money into it. I copy/pasted the conversation and showed it to my good friend, PIZ, and we brought it to the attention of the rest of the party presidents and their elections people and the President himself, Oblige.




In a meeting, we all decided to go forth with my plan to protect America. I was going to lead Pizza and his group on saying that I would indeed run him and his faction’s candidates. I assured Pierce Vaughn that I was on board and would run their candidates under the US Marijuana Party. You can read the entire conversation here. The final deal included 20 gold paid today - which I won’t get - a position as VP under Ajay, and a shot at the CP afterwards. Pierce Vaughn gave me a list of candidates, and everything was underway... or so they thought.

Unbeknownst to the terrorist cell, this was simply a ploy to get all of his eggs in MY basket, giving us a close eye on the terrorist cell and defending the other parties, especially NCP, from rouge candidates. Basically, this plan did everything we needed to stop the Pizza threat.




Today that terrorist group awoke to find that they had been fooled. NONE of their candidates were locked in by yours truly and there is still a threat. He openly admitted to MollyEmma, the Fed Party President working with me the entire time, that he has two or three in other parties aside from Feds and the US Marijuana Party; it is without a doubt harder for Pizza and his group to carry on with their plan to ally with Serbia and take power in America.

So talk to your party president if you are unsure who to vote for. Pizza the Hut himself is running in Galicia, so if worst comes to worst, vote for Darrel Anderson2 there. He is the Federalist Party candidate in that region. In addition, a special edition of NPR will be on tonight at 1900 eRepublik time.

We must all work together to prevent a Serbian-backed coup by a maniacal American terrorist. Only with your help can we say these wonderful words:

It’s over. They are defeated. America is saved.




Funny how the pothead hippie president of a party no one wanted saved America... with a little help from his friends.

Thanks to the following friends for helping PROTECT AMERICA:

• Oblige (Country President of the USA)
• SgtRock (United States Workers Party)
• MollyEmma (Federalist Party)
• Cleveland Fleman (American Military Party)
• PigInZen (New Conservative Party)
• Joseph Dinero (Bastards of Liberty Party)
• Cody Caine (Revolutionary Party)
• pearlowl (INCI Party)
• Athanaric (Stardust Crusaders USA)
• The Norm (Socialist Freedom Party)
• youngHOOD (US Marijuana Party)
• Serendipitous (US Marijuana Party)
• koo Guy (Revolutionary Party)
• Cromstar (Federalist Party)
• Talio Extremist (Federalist Party)
• Angelini (Federalist Party)
• David Wilson (American Military Party)
• Pfeiffer (United States Workers Party)
• Easy Company militia (for providing an enormous amount of blockers)

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Jude Connors
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