WYSIWYG - CertaCito Running for Congress - in Northern Ireland!
Day 791, 21:21
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by certacito
My original manifesto read as follows:
In these unstable and exciting times we have seen a huge increase in the population of London, both with the move of substantial components of the population and of foreign refugees into 'Fortress London'.
As a result, the number of candidates running for places under the UKRP banner in London is at an all time record level - and many of these are unknown within eUK political circles.
In order to present UKRP voters with a 'known' candidate whose loyalty, morals and stamina are without question, I have decided to stand in London this term rather than my home Province of Northern Ireland.
The timing for this move is good; the party in Northern Ireland is strong and we have strong candidates standing who should do well enough without my presence there. It is only fair to let a couple other members of the UKRP Party faithful in the Province have a chance at standing for election.
What I had not expected was the huge wave of popular support from members of the UKRP and citizens of Northern Ireland, who have requested that I do not desert the Province for the bright lights of Fortress London. As a result I have (as ever) decided to follow the will of the electorate and return home to stand in NI.
I was missing my wee cup of tea with scones, soda bread with Aunt Beattie's Strawberry Jam anyway....
Back to original wording:
On the policy front - I will continue to fully support DishMCDS in his inspired leadership of eUK; in my time in Erepublik I am sure that there has not been a better leader to navigate the eUK through time of War - he has the experience and eloquence to lead rather than to direct as many others have attempted.
On the economic front, I am becoming increasingly uncomfortable wth the extremely high levels of tax that we are levying upon the population - whilst this, combined with a rise in our population (mainly due to the arrival of refugees from allied invaded countries) has done much to increase our financia reserves, yet I believe that in the medium to long term the extremely high taxation will have a detrimental effect on our industries. I 'de-mothballed' a spare factory last week in order to meet the increased demand for raw materials and jobs - yet already half of my shiny new workforce (mainly French and German) have packed and gone off to other Allied countries where taxes are lower and wages are higher. I would therefore support a gradual easing of the levels of tax in order that our manufacturing industries can flourish and grow,
Should I be successful in this election I shall be embarking on my 24th consecutive term of office. Maintaining a Parliamentary presence for such a long period has not been easy at times - two weeks sailing holiday in the Med presented a particularly major communications challenge - yet I believe that I have managed to carry out my duties in a dilligent, timely and responsible manner for the benefit of eUK and it's citizens.
On the 25th, if you wish to place your trust (and vote) to a reliable and diligent career politician with Level 22, Field Marshal status and a long track record - then Vote CertaCito!
In these unstable and exciting times we have seen a huge increase in the population of London, both with the move of substantial components of the population and of foreign refugees into 'Fortress London'.
As a result, the number of candidates running for places under the UKRP banner in London is at an all time record level - and many of these are unknown within eUK political circles.
In order to present UKRP voters with a 'known' candidate whose loyalty, morals and stamina are without question, I have decided to stand in London this term rather than my home Province of Northern Ireland.
The timing for this move is good; the party in Northern Ireland is strong and we have strong candidates standing who should do well enough without my presence there. It is only fair to let a couple other members of the UKRP Party faithful in the Province have a chance at standing for election.
What I had not expected was the huge wave of popular support from members of the UKRP and citizens of Northern Ireland, who have requested that I do not desert the Province for the bright lights of Fortress London. As a result I have (as ever) decided to follow the will of the electorate and return home to stand in NI.
I was missing my wee cup of tea with scones, soda bread with Aunt Beattie's Strawberry Jam anyway....
Back to original wording:
On the policy front - I will continue to fully support DishMCDS in his inspired leadership of eUK; in my time in Erepublik I am sure that there has not been a better leader to navigate the eUK through time of War - he has the experience and eloquence to lead rather than to direct as many others have attempted.
On the economic front, I am becoming increasingly uncomfortable wth the extremely high levels of tax that we are levying upon the population - whilst this, combined with a rise in our population (mainly due to the arrival of refugees from allied invaded countries) has done much to increase our financia reserves, yet I believe that in the medium to long term the extremely high taxation will have a detrimental effect on our industries. I 'de-mothballed' a spare factory last week in order to meet the increased demand for raw materials and jobs - yet already half of my shiny new workforce (mainly French and German) have packed and gone off to other Allied countries where taxes are lower and wages are higher. I would therefore support a gradual easing of the levels of tax in order that our manufacturing industries can flourish and grow,
Should I be successful in this election I shall be embarking on my 24th consecutive term of office. Maintaining a Parliamentary presence for such a long period has not been easy at times - two weeks sailing holiday in the Med presented a particularly major communications challenge - yet I believe that I have managed to carry out my duties in a dilligent, timely and responsible manner for the benefit of eUK and it's citizens.
On the 25th, if you wish to place your trust (and vote) to a reliable and diligent career politician with Level 22, Field Marshal status and a long track record - then Vote CertaCito!
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I am running for reelection myself. may the best man win 😉
CertaCito is the best!
Another 5 Gold for another month of Certacito not doing anything in Congress. Woohoo!
So certacito - what are you planning on actually doing? you never contribute to the region, have never even talked to the locals, haven't joined the senate. I'm struggling to see what you actually do. Unless you pocket the gold? Aaaah i see.
The people will see past you eventually Certacito
I agree with Tom. You have failed to contribute to Northern Ireland that much..
I hope you dont get voted in this term. There are much better people that deserve it. For instance having Tom and Jacen would be a good team. however tom isn't running this term.
Fail