Wuddup, Feds?

Day 1,119, 17:34 Published in USA USA by John Doll

I'm buggin', Feds. We've lost our edge.


What is this?!

How did we get like this? I was gone for a month or two and my favorite party lost its will to live? What, ever since Hamilton became president our work was done? Well guess what, Feds, John Doll doesn't roll that way. So I implore you, get up. Get moving. Get back to number two or even number one by any means possible. If the damned Libs can make it up the ladder that far then so can we.

I am John Doll. I am proud/horny to be a Fed.