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WTF Is This eJapan?!

Day 748, 15:48 • Published in Japan Japan

• by Alfred Ball

I get off plane plane in Japanese airport only to think I will be greeted by awesome beautiful women instead I find this!

I feel cheated for fighting for you and not having any hot eGirls at the hotel I am staying in... Instead I see only guys and one giant sausage fest, I did +3080 damage and Japanese women to tend to my wounds?! I demand to know why I was lied to by the evil Japanese government.

Signed,
Alfred Ball

Comments

Joshua Patterson Day 748, 15:50

My comment of excellence has been removed, I am displeased.

exReality Day 748, 15:51

What he said^

Zabalint Day 748, 15:57

You are staying in the wrong hotel.

Alfred Ball Day 748, 16:04

I follow directions to 5 Star Hotel correctly in my Toyota that I have rented!

Marie von Gablitz Day 748, 16:06

haha real country for you sweety

Alfred Ball Day 748, 16:07

Marie von Gablitz one minute ago

haha real country for you sweety

LOL NO!

Marie von Gablitz Day 748, 16:08

Honey what are you doing in Japan you fight or you looking something else?

Dio Arachna Day 748, 16:20

I have been see just beatiful girls! 😃
You are in a wrong place! 😃

Matsumi Day 748, 16:53

You're in Hokkaido.

That's Japan's rainbow town.

You're obviously in the wrong district.

Prodanov Day 748, 17:09

Well Alfred why don't U join them?
When U'r in Rome, act like Romans do 😃

PS. WTF I'm in Hokkaido too >🙁
Our own military told us to come here >🙁
Omg they must be gayer then the Spartans >🙁

😛

Alfred Ball Day 748, 17:10

God this is purdy gay d00ds like not even kidding.

Marxman Owns Day 748, 19:40

Ok so this is what you have to do...head over to the ULJ and...climb the side of the house to her window...after setting up the "parental alarm system" move into position...dont worry about the strange noise you heard its just her pet panda...make a daring escape out the kitchen window. And thats how you get girls in eJapan. Oh wait a second you wanted women...oops ignore that.

Vinen Day 748, 22:19

Sorry, you found the hotel I run 🙁

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