Written in the History Books...

Day 1,709, 19:44 • Published in Canada Canada • by Shoi12

Alright, so without anything urgent to write about for today, I thought I'd think about how the current wars will be remembered. I mean, the current battles seem important now, but how will they be known to our descendants years from now? Well, I could only imagine the wiki entries would be something like this...

American POV
The American Unification War

In mid-July 2012, a Canadian congressman, Code-Y, began a petition for war against the USA. Although the Canadians chickened out of the proposal, the Americans declared war on Canada for attempting to gain the initiative. Due to America being duped into losing their MPPs, they were forced to make an MPP with Spain to protect themselves. Despite an extremely close and lucky victory for the Canadians in the First Battle of Manitoba, the Americans defended against the Canadian counter-attack on Vermont easily.

The Americans fought back with the Second Battle of Manitoba, and successfully took the province, despite many traitorous countries supporting Canada in the war, as well as some disloyal military units such as Seal Team 6. Despite this, America captured both Manitoba and Quebec, isolating the capital and leaving the Canadians completely helpless.

Despite American CP Evry's continued efforts to end the war, Canadian Dictator Rylde refused to accept the generous treaties, and pushed for more war, despite the obvious gap in the nations' strengths.

Because of America's attempts to show peace, the battle of Yukon was fought half-heartedly, giving back the initiative to the Canadians, and the war continues still, with preliminary discussions rumored to have started.

Canadian POV
The Bieber Fever War

In mid-July of 2012, Canadians were appalled to hear that a congressman, Code-Y, was bribed an amount of cash to propose an NE against the Americans. Although it was obvious mere hours into the proposal that it would not pass, the counter-NE by the Americans was pushed forward by Evry, American CP, and passed, much to the horror of Canada and Terra. There is widespread belief that the war was an attempt to clear American MPPs and give America an excuse to ally with Spain.

As a result of the American betrayal, America was left without their MPP stacks, and combined with united Terra forces, Canada defeated the American army at the Miracle of Manitoba. Canada's CP Rylde attempted to negotiate a peace deal and ordered troops to stand down at Vermont, but America's CP Evry blocked off communications, deciding instead to launch a surprise attack on Manitoba again.

This time, Canadian troops were too focused on supporting their French allies to defend the province, and let it fall into enemy hands. Furiously, the Americans decided to quickly attack the Canadians again, going for Quebec in an attempt to cut off supplies, and the sneaky trick worked, cutting off Canada from its capital.

A rallying call from Canadian CP Rylde himself was to unify their cause under the popular Canadian Justin Bieber in an attempt to show Canadian spirit. While the ploy did not succeed in Quebec, it successfully helped Canada defend Yukon, and take back the initiative.
So, does that sound about right to you guys? History is the series of facts that the winner wants to be known, after all. If you guys like this type of thing, please tell me and I'll think about doing this stuff again soon! And no, I'm not gonna write in the wiki. Waste of time, eh?

Until next time, take care!

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