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Woldy is my King, we hunt down Mr Anonymous!

Day 1,876, 13:55 by Horice G Fossil


After the MoL's article where 'Anonymous has proposed that Mr. Woldy is confirmed
as not being the King of eUK' we were summoned by his Britannic Majesty King Woldy...


"I don't care how you do it lads but find me this faggot and express my deep displeasure!"

We started by inviting Goku round and asked him to identify Mr Anonymous to us...

"The person PMed me, I know who is was so I know it's a serious proposal. I think that
wanting to dodge hate mail is a good enough reason to let them stay private in this case. "

So we took Goku to the 'EVIL' Keers and his henchman Dan Moir, who asked him again...

"Admit it Goku there is no 'Mr Anonymous' is there, you proposed that your fecking self"

After a few hours with the 'EVIL' Keers and Dan Moir, Goku finally confessed all...

"He hasn't got shit all over him, he can't be my King! I didn't vote for him. Listen. Supreme
executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical forum
ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme power if I don't want you to"!

We asked Big Ant for a statement about the actions of one of his government ministers...

But I'm afraid he was too drunk Busy attacking random Irishmen to give use a statement.

So we handed the peasant Goku over to King Woldy, and left him to deal with the traitor!




Horice
 

Comments

ApronChef
ApronChef Day 1,876, 14:01

We shall find this traitor and bring him to the King for punishment!

Long Live King Woldy!

Jimbojoy
Jimbojoy Day 1,876, 14:02

Bob save the King!

T White II
T White II Day 1,876, 14:03

o7 Long live the eKing!

Madacaion
Madacaion Day 1,876, 14:03

Bob save the king!

fagyan
fagyan Day 1,876, 14:08

Long Live King Woldy!

mick cain
mick cain Day 1,876, 14:09

lmfao

LongShotzZ
LongShotzZ Day 1,876, 14:10

o7 Don't take away my King Woldy! :'(

Michael Crookes
Michael Crookes Day 1,876, 14:10

Long like the king!
Long live Horice!

lancer450
lancer450 Day 1,876, 14:13

lmao

Anaxima
Anaxima Day 1,876, 14:52

hail kumnaa

Bytes
Bytes Day 1,876, 14:56

Bob Save the king!

C B Fry
C B Fry Day 1,876, 14:57

Bob save King Woldy!

Ullok
Ullok Day 1,876, 15:45

Bob Save the King!

Gh0strr
Gh0strr Day 1,876, 15:47

and Woldy is still king Damn .... ur powers are growing everyday !

Grainne Ni Mhaille
Grainne Ni Mhaille Day 1,876, 16:42

There is no eUK without King Woldy. Repress these peasants.
Also, please have Ant start on the other twin. Such a kind act to perform for the Irish. Impeccable taste.

Frerk
Frerk Day 1,877, 00:09

Bob save the king!

Spygon
Spygon Day 1,877, 00:16

Bob Save the King!

Prof. J Moriarty
Prof. J Moriarty Day 1,877, 09:46

Bob save the king!

Bob Bloggs
Bob Bloggs Day 1,877, 09:58

I'm confused by this article and doesn't seem to be of much significance

Horice G Fossil
Horice G Fossil Day 1,877, 10:13

@Bob, Well last week, we showed you how to become
a gynaecologist. And next week we're going to show
you how to play the flute, how to split an atom, how to
construct a box girder bridge, how to irrigate the Sahara
Desert and make vast new areas of land cultivatable,
but first, this article tells you all how TRS saved Woldy!

Horice q:

Thedark ace
Thedark ace Day 1,877, 15:18

Bob save the king!

yurigavin
yurigavin Day 1,877, 15:34

Bob save the king!

Prince Andrei
Prince Andrei Day 1,877, 16:03

Long live the King and his roight princely heirs!!!

Aces man
Aces man Day 1,877, 17:03

I am not confused by the article and find it highly amusing. Good job sir!

john GB
john GB Day 1,878, 00:25

Bob save the King and death to annonymous scum!

Mr Knee
Mr Knee Day 1,878, 11:44

I heard the person who was the traitor against King Woldy was none other than.......


King Woldy....


Apparently he was miffed he hadn't been mentioned for a while in all the articles and needed to remind people he wasn't sleeping nor tired after a prolonged squawlk...

klop123
klop123 Day 1,878, 12:36

IMPEACH ^__^

TheAlmightyLlama
TheAlmightyLlama Day 1,878, 12:46

What da faq did I just read?!

Mr Woldy
Mr Woldy Day 1,878, 13:50

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

GregoryG
GregoryG Day 1,878, 13:57

Bob save the king!

Damien Wolf
Damien Wolf Day 1,878, 14:11

I lol'd. epic article is epic!

 
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