Woldy is my King, we hunt down Mr Anonymous!

Day 1,876, 13:55 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Horice G Fossil


After the MoL's article where 'Anonymous has proposed that Mr. Woldy is confirmed
as not being the King of eUK' we were summoned by his Britannic Majesty King Woldy...

"I don't care how you do it lads but find me this faggot and express my deep displeasure!"

We started by inviting Goku round and asked him to identify Mr Anonymous to us...

"The person PMed me, I know who is was so I know it's a serious proposal. I think that
wanting to dodge hate mail is a good enough reason to let them stay private in this case. "

So we took Goku to the 'EVIL' Keers and his henchman Dan Moir, who asked him again...

"Admit it Goku there is no 'Mr Anonymous' is there, you proposed that your fecking self"

After a few hours with the 'EVIL' Keers and Dan Moir, Goku finally confessed all...

"He hasn't got shit all over him, he can't be my King! I didn't vote for him. Listen. Supreme
executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical forum
ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme power if I don't want you to"!

We asked Big Ant for a statement about the actions of one of his government ministers...

But I'm afraid he was too drunk Busy attacking random Irishmen to give use a statement.

So we handed the peasant Goku over to King Woldy, and left him to deal with the traitor!




Horice