Why you shouldn't vote for them. A 3 Part series.

Day 982, 10:10 • Published in Canada Canada • by Muglack

With the CP election looming I thought it was in the best interest of the country for me to reveal the many personal secrets I have uncovered through dark and dastardly ways about each of the candidates.

Since I have decided to post these in no particular order, I will start alphabetically. Nonsense sentences are fun.

After months of researching in the deepest darkest holes in the eRepublik personal records I have discovered a few things about "Acacia Mason" (not his real name) that I thought people should know in order to make an informed decision come election day.

FACT NUMBER 1: "Acacia Mason" is a hippie.


As you can see from this picture he doesn't know how to use soap or shampoo. Do you really think he can be trusted with the fate of our country?

FACT NUMBER 2: "Acacia Mason" is an uncontrollable nose picker.


How can he be expected to have his finger on the button if it's already lodged in his nostril? That's a risk I wouldn't want to take.

FACT NUMBER 3: "Acacia Mason" is a cross-dresser.


As you can see from this picture he can't even apply lipstick correctly, how can we expect him to apply economic reform?

Finally and most important FACT NUMBER 4: "Acacia Mason" is a robot.


The problems from this are innumerable. Can you trust a robot? No.
Can a robot love? No.
Would you let a robot watch your baby? No.
That leaves only one more question...
WHY WOULD WE ELECT ONE AS PRESIDENT?????