Why you shouldn't PTO India
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by Pheenic
Hey Serbia,
So I heard you guys were going to PTO us here in India. Or at least you were considering it. Here are 10 reasons why you shouldn't conquer your best friends (Not even friends, your BEST friends) here in India.
1)We think the name "Serbia" is awesome
Who doesn't think the name "Serbia" is awesome? Serbia Serbia Serbia. I could say it all day.
2)We have a lot in common
India and Serbia both end in "ia". Don't we both just soak in similarities?
3)We've been awfully nice to you.
You tell me how this works.
4)Serbia just clashes with the Indian Ocean
If you PTO us, when you look on the map, it'll be Serbia that's sticking out into the Indian Ocean. That doesn't work. Serbia in the Indian Ocean vs. India in the Indian Ocean. I don't know about you, but I like the second one better.
5)We love you guys
We just want to squeeze all of you to death (Just an analogy, we're not declaring war on you).
6)China will get lonely
You see, China's been a little depressed lately, and they really need us to be there for them. I just don't know if it's the same if you're there instead of us.
7)"Serbia and India: Friends" sounds better than "Serbia and India: Enemies"
Enough said.
😎
Without us, you'll get lonely.
You know it.
9)We named a month after you guys
September, Serbia, close enough.
10)You know you love us.
Deep down, in your hearts, there's a love for us that you just haven't seen yet. Seriously. It's possible.
So, all in all, don't PTO us. Because I just spent the time to list 10 reasons why you shouldn't.
Sincerely,
Pheenic, your best friend
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don't get ptoed
We'll just call it Serbian ocean instead!?
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i lol'd
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hahahahah how can anyone PTO you after this 😃
btw: that indian ocean thing really makes sense
We would never PTO makers of such a movie like "Robot".
No gole cice no vote.
Hahaha, an excellent article 🙂
All joking aside, I really wouldn't want to see you PTOed, and I sincerely hope nothing of that sort is going on.
Let's just also say that no one in Serbia believes a fairy tale that eIndia is a neutral country!
xD
Max McFarland shout #1: "The new war module has no limits for wellness packs or rocket launchers that I can find... I have fought 123 times so far. o_O"
Max McFarland shout #2: "considering what I learned & announced in my last shout... I'm think I'm gonna go kill India. Myself. Alone, if I have to. ^_~"
LoL!
Hahaha, an excellent article 🙂
All joking aside, I really wouldn't want to see you PTOed, and I sincerely hope nothing of that sort is going on. x2
we are not going to PTO india all we need is,a passage trought your teritories sometimes ( once in 5-6 month-s) and thsi is all...
and you plz do not attack us any more and we will all be fine 🙂
Lets PTO the ocean! Its about time that Serbia controls one of them! 🙂
3)We've been awfully nice to you.
Thailand comes to mind...
"Your looney bun is fine Benny Lava.
Minor bun engine made Benny Lava.
Any body need this sigh? Benny Lava!
You need a bun to bite Benny Lava.
Have you been high today?
I see the nuns are gay.
Your brother yelled to you....
He wants you inside EEEEED...."
now...why would anyone want to PTO you after seeing Crazy Indian Video on youtube? : )
Relax, eIndia. : )
awesome article
September, Serbia, close enough. xD
Yes, you're cool, we won't PTO you. Who could PTO you after this 10-point list?
India \o/
Deep down, in your hearts, there's a love for us that you just haven't seen yet. Seriously. It's possible. : DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD