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Why you should vote Frerk and Dish on the 5th

Day 1,261, 13:18 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Frerk

Hello once again, boys, girls, and Maddog;

I come to you on the eve of the election, with a message. It is a message of hope, of aspiration, and of downright epic proportions.

I ask for you, the people of this country, to vote for me as your Prime Minister for the upcoming month. I do so with the firm belief that I am the best candidate for the upcoming elections, because I have more in mind than a simple “I’ll get around to it”. I have pragmatic ideas in mind, that I want to implement to not only destroy the virus in our country, but make some great strides on our relationship with Ireland, whether that means war or peace, while affirming our standing credentials among every country in the World.

I have laid out plans, in detail, that will make this country great. These include everything from helping new players, to ensuring that our army is efficiently defending our country. Beyond that, our focus as a country should not be on those who do not matter, but rather on our growth as a country, and the retention of our new players. Utilising the MoHA to its fullest capabilities, for more than simple private messages and articles, should be our top priority, because without growth we can not assure the longevity of our nation.

Since it’s also apparently cool to point out, between myself and my Deputy Prime Minister, we’ve been the Secretary General of Phoenix 4 times (and it didn’t even fall apart during our terms), and Country President 9 times, including 4 different countries. Now, I don’t know about you, but I’d say that’s pretty damned experienced. I challenge you to find a better, more experienced pair of people with better plans running in this election. I know I’m not legally blind, but I can’t find one.

But that aside, we will give more funding to our military, and ensure that not only we are providing a full supply of food per day but also giving as much as we can to younger players so they can rank faster. Essentially, no man, woman, or child left behind needing help should be our priority on the military front. There’s a reason militias and paramilitary units have a large appeal, and it’s something we need to change. We need to show them two things, which are an absolute necessity to our growth as a nation:

First, we love that they are comfortable in their own community. We should promote that community, and ask that they only be a part of our command structure, so we can properly direct their damage each and every day. Second, that we welcome them by providing a little funding so that they too can provide a full amount of supply. I am sure most militia leaders, army personnel, and UK citizens would love to see the UK Army, even at our lower numbers compared to some of the bigger countries, in the top 10-20 damage wise around the world. It happened once, and I’m sure people were creaming their pants. It hasn’t happened since, and even small militias are outdamaging us.

In short, I am great. I will be great. I will not do it for me, as I do not need another trophy to hang on my wall. I do this for the future of my country. I do this for you. Let me work for you. Let me be great for you.

On the 5th, vote for the CABULL. Not because I’m telling you to, but because you know you want to.

Love,
Frerk and Dish
Making minorities cool since Beta.

 

Comments

Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
Henry Pfeiffer Arundel Day 1,261, 13:20

vote Dish, he has poor quality of life and will die young

Dishmcds
Dishmcds Day 1,261, 13:20

Y U NO FAMILIA PIC

Frerk
Frerk Day 1,261, 13:22

I lost it

John O'Melveny
John O'Melveny Day 1,261, 13:22

What is it with people and calling me out in articles now?

DAMN YOU FRERK

Jhorlin
Jhorlin Day 1,261, 13:22

Last time Frerk was CP, he went inactive for a week. I'll be voting Artela.

Frerk
Frerk Day 1,261, 13:22

We just like your Welsh name.

Frerk
Frerk Day 1,261, 13:23

First I was unreachable and inactive throughout my term, then it was 2 weeks, now it's a week, make up your mind.

Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
Henry Pfeiffer Arundel Day 1,261, 13:24

WAIT WAIT WAIT

Did Jhorlin just call a dude out for inactivity?

Delicious

Dishmcds
Dishmcds Day 1,261, 13:24

Last time a woman was CP, an Alliance crumbled. I'll be voting Frerk.

McAfee01
McAfee01 Day 1,261, 13:58

> I do so with the firm belief that I am the best candidate

GOOD JOKE BRAH

Tavo92
Tavo92 Day 1,261, 14:01

I will vote the candidate who likes mellons most

Thomas765
Thomas765 Day 1,261, 14:03

I'll be voting the best, which clearly is Frerk.

Danie Fox
Danie Fox Day 1,261, 14:07

What did you achieve last time?

Jhorlin
Jhorlin Day 1,261, 14:09

I've been called many things Henry Arundel, inactive is not one of them.

jamesw
jamesw Day 1,261, 14:19

Jhorlin was terribly inactive in his last term. However, he is still slightly less terrible than Frerk.

AIister
AIister Day 1,261, 14:24

\o/

epix
epix Day 1,261, 14:43

If I was in the UK I would vote for you Frerk. Good luck!

ChewChewShoe
ChewChewShoe Day 1,261, 15:11

Supported with all my heart.

Gav Miller
Gav Miller Day 1,261, 15:34

If I had British citz I'd of voted for Frerk of Orange.

Good luck for tomorrow brah!

JackHawkins
JackHawkins Day 1,261, 16:54

Last time Frerk was CP, he went inactive for a week. I'll be voting Artela.

Awesome reasoning there.

o/ Frerk! o/

Spite313
Spite313 Day 1,261, 17:05

Nice sexism dish

Aidizzle
Aidizzle Day 1,261, 17:34

"...ensure that not only we are providing a full supply of food per day but also giving as much as we can to younger players so they can rank faster. Essentially, no man, woman, or child left behind needing help should be our priority..."

And yet you oppose gifting, hmm.

"Last time a woman was CP, an Alliance crumbled. I'll be voting Frerk." - That just isn't funny.

Spite313
Spite313 Day 1,261, 17:38

Also...

"we’ve been the Secretary General of Phoenix 4 times (and it didn’t even fall apart during our terms)"

Disputable. Most of the problems that I inherited as SG were due to incredibly inactive and shit SGs, which any president or phoenix command member would happily tell you.

Frerk
Frerk Day 1,261, 00:38

I do not oppose gifting, nice try though.

Krist0
Krist0 Day 1,262, 01:55

No tits no vote.ˇ

Kevy Kev Kev Junior shabado
Kevy Kev Kev Junior shabado Day 1,262, 04:46

Jhorlin Day 1,261, 14:09 ....I've been called many things Henry Arundel, inactive is not one of them.

10 mins later

jamesw Day 1,261, 14:19...Jhorlin was terribly inactive in his last term.

lolol

Niemand
Niemand Day 1,262, 09:17

Frerk: Day 1,261, 13:23 "First I was unreachable and inactive throughout my term, then it was 2 weeks, now it's a week, make up your mind."
At least Frerk could tell weather he was inactive or not.
Frerk: "Day 1,262, 00:38 I do not oppose gifting, nice try though."
A good answer (?) when someone tells something about inactive and incredibly inactive and shit SGs.
These comments are not the ones I would like to see from a CP candidate...

Thedark ace
Thedark ace Day 1,262, 09:41

Let's face it, Artela was going to win cause every time she didn't people got upset with what the other guy did, so we are where we are. I'm sure Frerk would be a fine CP.

'Nuff said.

 
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