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Why you should NOT vote missingno for CP

Day 1,776, 02:38 • Published in United Kingdom Poland

• by wigibob

Well first:
1. Missingno says if he gets elected he will "lock up" Don Dapper, why, I don't know but what I do know is that he obviously doesn't like the British Bulldogs or anything associated with Don.

2. He hates younger players, I asked him what he had against Don Dapper, he said "why is it always the younger players?" making it obvious that he doesn't like younger players.

3. His policies are baisicly that he will ruin the country and do everything for himself

4.He is supported by the Real spamacans, I have nothing against the real spamacans but aren't they associated with spam??? lol 🙂

5.He is a member of the liberal socal democrats whose national rank is 11th and has just 5 members and is only being supported by the real spamacans (at the moment) so do you think the country wants him as president?

I would just like to point out that I am not going to tell you who to vote for, I don't know who I am voting for yet but it will not be Missingno

and I will leave you with a (bad) joke

6.If elected he might go Missing, no? (might be inactive)

Thanks for reading 🙂

Wigibob

Comments

Samoss The Great Day 1,776, 02:52

LMAO cheers for the Laugh Mate , need it 1st thing in the morning

V+already subbed 1st me thinks

WayneKerr Day 1,776, 03:13

voted for the lulz factor.

You do realsie that missingno is running a troll campaign and is not seriously going to challenge the almighty Karrde, right?

wigibob Day 1,776, 04:18

@WayneKerr

I do know it is a troll campaign but we have had joke CPs before (e.g. magic hereos)

and the fact that some people take it seriously and vote for trolls concerns me I just want people be put off voting for Missingno (their are no real good candidates except Karrde running)

Septuagenarian Day 1,776, 04:31

"their are no real good candidates" Your comment should have ended there,

Bernard Hoffington Day 1,776, 05:01

/me speaks in a different voice at the back of the crowd
"Oh hey this missingno sounds like a pretty cool guy, id vote him"

Wigibob no one is taking it serious.
If i somehow miraculously get into office i will step down.

Ergo Deus Day 1,776, 05:03

imgur.com/eeoJD.gif

Bernard Hoffington Day 1,776, 05:16

In an article about people who write to complain about others stealing BHs in a nooby fashion, i satirically wrote:
http://finalboss.org/rc/b/src/134900730150.jpg

Alphabethis Day 1,776, 07:20

The good joke is that TUP is going to win. And eUK will shrink more and more. Any responsibilities about Wonderful Magic Oreos ? or has he been a great CP? Who supported him? Nicey-Talion? No-kueerstions-guy ?

Lord Lewis Cromwell Day 1,776, 07:43

Why don't you like the LSD? LSD is great

wigibob Day 1,777, 10:21

@sexagenarian I think your right there

Douglas Mckeever Day 1,777, 10:58

Unless he gets the support of one of the main parties, he won't make it to the shortlist. So I wouldn't worry too much.

Alphabetis you are like a broken record, with nothing constructive to say. Change the tune, or try and get some help for your psychosis. It became boring, yet laughable, a long time ago. You aren't even a British citizen! Rather a citizen of one of our main enemies. Spread your discord there. No one in eUK cares anymore...

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