Why you should elect me for congress

Day 1,492, 21:03 • Published in USA USA • by Evry

Hello America!

I'm running for congress under the USWP party in Connecticut.


I go there ^

Reason 1:
I do things.
I'm currently the Secretary of Defense, one of three CBO directors, Economic Council Chairman, and UnderSecretary of State

This means that I know how things work. I've been advising congress on economic matters for about a year now as part of my position on the Economic Council of which I'm currently the Chairman. I've watched congress throughout this time and I know how it works. I know how things become laws, and I know who's hand to shake and who's back to watch. Plus, as Secretary of Defense, I am in a prime position to help make the Department of Defense as efficient as possible. Me being a CBO Director makes me one of the three people with access to the government's money. I'm partly responsible for every donation and outgoing funding from the country's accounts.

Reason 2:
I know what I'm doing.
As I said above, I know how things work in congress. I've been in congress before as well. I also, for the most part, know what I'm doing. I won't be making rogue proposals like some other congressmen, or accepting bribes for citizenship. I'll follow the rules, and be sure to be as ethical and morally just as possible. I won't derp around like a 30 day old newb. I know what it means to be a congressmen, and how to act like one too.


So, on the 25th, don't vote for the other guys who will either screw it up or not know what they're doing. Vote for experience. Vote for Evry.

I look forward to receiving your votes on election day. I'm running under the USWP banner in Connecticut, my home state.

-Evry

Secretary of Defense
UnderSecretary of State
Director of the Congressional Budget Office
Chairman of the Economic Council
Pvt. in the Special Forces
Mjr. in the Army