Why You Gotta' Hurt The Cox

Day 1,254, 14:44 • Published in Canada Canada • by Dewey Cox


Now... ya'll know the Cox, I’m just a humble down to earth fella lookin' to do right by his country and his country’s most influential fighting force, the TCO. That’s why, while I was busy doin' the duty’s of a loyal and true TCO member (covering up Tem's impropriety’s and working in a slave pit for near to a kick in the teeth) I noticed a mass exodus of high level warriors acomin' in droves to expand the TCO ranks!

The Sweetish


and The Iwish


Now Ya'll know the Cox is a lover but his fightin' skills is still yet to be fully realized and these masses of new kick-ass warriors to the Crimson ranks is makin' Cox look, well... limp.

Why does the TCO keep growing in numbers? This has gotta stop! How can so many capable and dedicated new TCO members help eCanada? And again, I must reiterate, their makin the Cox look like a five dollar whore on pay day!



Ireland stick to Leprechauns and drunken Guinness fights and Sweden go back to not takin' sides and makin' hot daughters! How’s a Cox supposed to get a head amongst all this excellence!

I guess the only place left for a girly preacher who doesn’t like fun people is the CAF.


This article was in no way involved with the TCO propaganda machine, It's just one humble Coxs' opinion.