Why you can join Ireland!

Day 2,690, 06:36 • Published in South Africa Ireland • by Releasethe Krakken

This was a sheer gem for me and it should be a bit of a eye opener for you



Step 1:Take over the country
Step 2: Raise their work taxes
Step 3 : Raise their minimum salary

Work tax = average salary * work tax/100

46.90 * 25/100 = 11.72 per work offer making your entire production unprofitable.

Step 4: Drive out the people.


I guess you will ask for support and drive out the ENEMA sorry enemy.

Politically you will still lose though.

Alternative (because of rabbiting need to keep this short)

Leave the country. Pack up your bags and join eIreland.


Reasons:

1. Unlike eSouth Africa which is isolated and have to mingle with south americans which you dont really share anything in common with. In eIreland you will have the eUk ,eCanada eusa eCRoatia and the entire rest of the europes as ur neighbours and friends.

2. eireland is more culturally diverse. for example my MU consist of Romanians Croatians Irish and of course 1 South African.

3. The Irish culture is very interesting : learn what criac is . Meet some rl leprechauns and learn about druids the blarney stone and the rich Irish mythology.

4. Improve your english or disimprove it.

5. Celebrate St Patricks day with rl paddies(jk they get peeved if you call them that)

6. Enjoy radio eIreland and play us your favorite youtube tracks.

7. Become part of a elife baby boom. Launched a week ago.

8. Destroy the Lazocrats. They are in fact very shortsighted and will implode if left to their own devices. Turkish Mu'S rarely have much strategy in them.

9. Kill off an eCountry. Plato will only learn the error of his ways when countries start dropping from the map.

10. One of only countries that have not had dictator or attempt at dictator. In fact Irish model is now incorporated by many neighboring countries.

11. Long terms of independence.

12. Small pool for small fish. Every person can play a part in eireland.

Finally if you do decide to move I suggest you contact Don Croata or the members of the MOFA (lol not that kind) we have a rl MOF also: Minister of foreign affairs and Minister of finances. So that we can do a mass exodus.

Or not ? Freedom of choice right. Unfortunately due to my clerical duties I cannot leave my MU and help you in any dictator fights.