Why should you vote for Paul Proteus?

Day 2,017, 20:24 • Published in USA USA • by Malarkey83

When you think of the Feds...what players do you think of?

Malarkey83? Hell no...that dude sucks.

Fingerguns? Meh...



Paul Proteus? Hell yeah! Not only has he been an awesome Political Director and generally awesome/helpful guy...but he's been PP! Twice!

With the upcoming CP election, I'm here to endorse Paul Proteus. Not only is he a good friend, but he's lined my pockets full of bribe money to write this article.

Oops, I mean...well anyway...now that the cat is out of the bag, back to my endorsement!



Here's Paul being just awesome as hell. I mean really, how could you not elect someone who just looks that awesome. Guys want to be him...girls want to be with him...and the AFA wants to hate him but just can't bring themselves to hate someone so amazing.

But why should we elect him? I mean, we all need a leader that will stand up to our enemies and give them a good ass kicking.



And here's an image we were able to capture of Paul kicking Serbia's ass:



So remember on June 5th vote Paul Proteus for CP!