Why NO to CHAZ

Day 1,930, 10:23 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by mwcerberus

I’d like to start out with a testimonial from Horice the leader of spamicans;

‘Well, er, yes Mr. mwcerberus, I agree, you see I have a report here that says
to be a good eUK politician you need to be an extremely dull person. You see,
experts describe them as appallingly dull fellows, unimaginative, timid, lacking
in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company
and irrepressibly drab and awful. And whereas in most professions these would
be considerable drawbacks, in eUK politics, they're a positive boon. I agree with
you that CptChazBeard shares none of these attributes and would only damage
the eUK by making it a more fun and interesting place, so I take up your call...
SAY NO TO CHAZ, SAY NO TO FUN!’

Even Horice agrees we me that Chaz would make a rubbish CP an interesting opinion from his leader.


After my previous successes digging up dirt on candidates I decided to have a look at Chaz and ladies and gentlemen I can reveal some shocking truths about Chaz.


Question 1: is Chaz sexy enough to be PM?
Answer: no.

Ugly ugly ugly and not fit to be PM.

Question 2: does he have the musical talents of a young Phil Collins?
Answer: no.

Not a musical bone in his body.

Question 3: Is he rich enough?
Answer: no unlike me.

I’m awesome.

Question 4: Is he boring enough?
Answer: no

No he’s exciting funny and likable not cut out for office.

But all these reasons are incidental you need a tangible reason a reason that actually matters to you and I will give you that reason now.

Vote for him I’ll steal your dinner money;


Vote for him I’ll troll you to death;


Vote for him I’ll put a snake in your boot;


Don’t VOTE CHAZ or else .