Why Join the SFP? Reason #3...
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by Silas Soule
Why You Should Join the Socialist Freedom Party
Reason #3: Free Pie!!!!!
This is the third in a series of articles on why amazing you - yes YOU! - should join the eUSA's most generous small party: the Socialist Freedom Party (SFP).
The Socialist Freedom Party pioneered the development of worker-managed communes in the eUSA. Instead of slaving away for the man, SFP Commune members work for themselves. Among other things, this means that every member gets enough hot-out-of-the-oven delicious pie to eat all week long!
Yes, the game will tell you it's just bread, but it's really pie, dang it, I'm tellin' ya, it's PIE! Wonderful, tasty socialist PIE!...
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The SFP takes the social security of its members -- and of the people as a whole -- very seriously. By joining the Commune, you get more than just a job. You join with a circle of friends and colleagues who look out for each and take care of each other.
A main goal of the SFP Commune system is self-sufficiency and self-reliance. At present, the collective works in all types of raw materials (except for wood) and produces all types of goods (except for houses): food, oil, grain, moving tickets, iron, weapons, diamonds and gifts. No matter which commune company a member works in, they receive enough PIE every week so you never have to go scrounging around in the market to buy a morsel of bread.
But it doesn't stop with food. The SFP Commune also supports the Party's ability to provide moving tickets, wellness and weapons to its fighters. Low-level workers are invited to participate as well. Through the Young Socialists' Mini-Commune program, newer players can manage their wellness without being worried about getting fired.
As the clock ticks down towards V2, the Commune is working to adjust its program to the new e-realities. Discussions are underway about building up a network of communes worldwide.
Tired of being exploited? Don't want to be just a cog in the wheel of somebody else's profit machine? Do something about it! Celebrate YOUR independence from the same old, same old. Join the SFP Commune today!
Don't go hungry!
Enjoy some socialist pie today!
Join the Socialist Freedom Party -- It's more fun than a pie fight!
For more background on the SFP, check out the SFP Wiki and the SFP Forum.
Reason #3: Free Pie!!!!!
This is the third in a series of articles on why amazing you - yes YOU! - should join the eUSA's most generous small party: the Socialist Freedom Party (SFP).
The Socialist Freedom Party pioneered the development of worker-managed communes in the eUSA. Instead of slaving away for the man, SFP Commune members work for themselves. Among other things, this means that every member gets enough hot-out-of-the-oven delicious pie to eat all week long!
Yes, the game will tell you it's just bread, but it's really pie, dang it, I'm tellin' ya, it's PIE! Wonderful, tasty socialist PIE!...
The SFP takes the social security of its members -- and of the people as a whole -- very seriously. By joining the Commune, you get more than just a job. You join with a circle of friends and colleagues who look out for each and take care of each other.
A main goal of the SFP Commune system is self-sufficiency and self-reliance. At present, the collective works in all types of raw materials (except for wood) and produces all types of goods (except for houses): food, oil, grain, moving tickets, iron, weapons, diamonds and gifts. No matter which commune company a member works in, they receive enough PIE every week so you never have to go scrounging around in the market to buy a morsel of bread.
But it doesn't stop with food. The SFP Commune also supports the Party's ability to provide moving tickets, wellness and weapons to its fighters. Low-level workers are invited to participate as well. Through the Young Socialists' Mini-Commune program, newer players can manage their wellness without being worried about getting fired.
As the clock ticks down towards V2, the Commune is working to adjust its program to the new e-realities. Discussions are underway about building up a network of communes worldwide.
Tired of being exploited? Don't want to be just a cog in the wheel of somebody else's profit machine? Do something about it! Celebrate YOUR independence from the same old, same old. Join the SFP Commune today!
Don't go hungry!
Enjoy some socialist pie today!
Join the Socialist Freedom Party -- It's more fun than a pie fight!
For more background on the SFP, check out the SFP Wiki and the SFP Forum.
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Workers of the world, enjoy your pie!
Voted! 🙂
you had me at #1 😃
I am an ambassador from the UIP to the SFP. I have made an account on your forums, but it hasn't been activated in a week. Can someone activate it?
Votado \m/
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I believe the normal "activator" has been a little busy lately in RL, you will be activated as soon as possible, in the mean time if you have anything to say/questions, you can relay your message to the UIP ambassadors that are activated and I'm sure they will be more than happy to convey your message via the forums 😃
PIE
NOM NOM NOM
NOM NOM NOM 😃
and If you work in the Gun's commune you can get Gun Pie!
I'm sold...but what is your position on the addition of ice cream to your platform?
ENJOY! 😃
@Sinistral: the international proletarian movement demands the immediate liberation of all ice cream sectors, including frozen yogurt and lactose-free toffuti, from the clutches of the oppressive ice cream oligarchs! 😃