Why am I moving to New Jersey or Florida?

Day 616, 10:24 • Published in USA USA • by Chris Stanwick
First, I would like to thank all of those who have donated to ensure that there were enough moving tickets to get all Americans back into US territory. Your donations are greatly appreciated and are a national service. Thank you.

Now, along with requests for tickets, I have been receiving a lot of questions. I apologize for not responding to them all. It is all I can do just to keep up with the ticket requests themselves. Therefore, I will try to answer them all in this article.

Why should I move to New Jersey or Florida?

Two of our three Q5 hospitals are in New Jersey and Florida. Living in a region with a Q5 hospital allows you to fight five times before healing, maximizing your damage against PEACE. Plus, the more citizens we have in those states, the more expensive it is for PEACE to attack them. Right now, it would cost Portugal over 1200 gold just to attack Florida, not counting the cost of fighting. These are our fortress states and allow us to maximize our fights.

Why did you send me two tickets?

If you are currently living in occupied territory, you will need two moving tickets to return to US territory. You cannot move directly between two nations at war. Therefore, use the first one to move to a neutral nations such as Peru or Australia. Then, use the second one to move to Florida or New Jersey. You will find the change residence option on your profile page.

Why should I not move to Kansas?

While Kansas has a Q5 hospital, it also has a smaller population and has already been attacked by PEACE once. It stands to reason that they will try again. With the possibility of losing Kansas, it is more beneficial to the nation to get all of our citizens to secure states.

Why is it taking so long to get a moving ticket?

I am only one person and struggling to keep up with requests. I should hopefully have ample funds today to get tickets to everyone who requests them. I just ask for a little patience.

I have my tickets, but I cannot move out of California!

If you took a job in an Indonesian owned company, you cannot resign for 72 hours. I suggest spamming your new boss until he fires you. As long as you have that job, you cannot use your moving tickets to get out.

Why the rush in moving everyone out of occupied territory?

The new citizenship module becomes effective tomorrow morning, which means that if you are living in an occupied territory, you will automatically become a citizen of the occupying nation. We will only be able to grant citizenship to a portion of requests, so it is best to move you before citizenship is implemented.

I live in [insert state name here] and love my state. I don't want to move to Florida or New Jersey until my state is lost.

Right now, moving tickets cost about $14.40 each and the price is steadily rising. If you move now, it will cost me the $14.40 to send you a free ticket. However, if you are still in your home state when and if it is lost to PEACE, you will need two tickets, increasing my cost to $28.80. That is more than half a gold because you were too stubborn to move. That angers me to no end. Loyalty to a particular state is foolish and makes you an underperformer unless you move to Florida or New Jersey everyday to fight. GTFO of your state now and get to one of the fortresses!

If you need a free moving ticket to get to Florida or New Jersey, PM Chris Stanwick immediately. The faster we get you to one of those states, the faster we can maximize your fights and ensure your American citizenship.

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