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Dateline: Tuesday, July 23, 2013 (Day 2,072)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
Today’s WHPR: The Hanibal LA Rage Quit Scandal
Guest Editor: George Armstrong Custer (aka Chief White Bull)
Serbian President Hanibal LA Rage Quits, F**ks Serbia on his way out
This story is so big, it has to be broken down into segments...
Little bits of this story have been coming out, both in Serbia and the US. It would appear that Serbian President and Ronald Gipper Reagan's buddy Hanibal LA went berzerk, misappropriated a bunch of Serbian government funds and did some other crazy shit. He got himself Temp Banned, then yesterday (Monday Day 2071) got unbanned just long enough to publish an article which resulted in a full Permanent Ban.
Serb Congress also Impeached him.
Today we shall learn, through an exclusive interview, what really happened-- all of it, every detail, from inception through execution.
Hanibal LA, known in the US as Ajay/RGR's favorite Serb b*tt b*ddy, one-time AFA PP, even ex US congressman x3, ex US ambassador to eCroatia x2 / Glove's & IS's terms (see his profile page for more), was elected President of Serbia.
Hanibal was quite genuine in his desire to lead his homeland through the current wars and alliance, to build a stronger Serbia.
Returning home after doin' the horizontal bop with Ajay/RGR for a year in the States, Hanibal finds Serbia and its inner workings have changed. He found himself very discontented with his country's internal politics, the infighting nearly crippling his efforts to move his nation forward.
Then things popped up in RL which required his time and attention-- he would have to leave the game, and the last feelings he would have about his two year investment are frustration and disappointment.
But just leave the game, and arrange a smooth transition to his successor..? No freakin' way.
Now, here's a little enlightenment about this game... many, many bigshots-- heavy battle hitters, top politicians, top gold beasts, etc.-- communicate with each other on relatively friendly terms, aside from their official in-game rivalries.
Hanibal was leaving the game, he was frustrated about how things were in Serbia, he reached out to a well known gold beast... and offered his account. Basically, a little "F.U." to Serbia, to shake things up on his way out.
American oldfags still commemorate "GF Day," when a highly placed US player who happened to be a Mod rage-quit and in so doing shared key passwords among friends.. two days of "rioting" ensued, plundering accounts for funds and changing newspaper and Org names-- it was insane. So now Hanibal has rage-quit, and in so doing has thrown his country into serious disorder. "Screw you all, I'm outta here, bitches!"
So... the account finds its way into the hands of an evil genius. The real Hanibal stays on to help the impostor find his way around, get access to government accounts and Orgs, turns over a ton of documentation in the form of IRC logs and multiple-recipient game mail.
Serbian war stuff, TWO alliance stuff, communiques with Ajay/RGR and his Serb masters.. really top secret Serb information that is now being shared with the heads of the US and CoT.
I have to say this, here... all classified Serb and TWO logs and documents, though now in the hands of US and CoT officials, remain classified.
It gets better. Little known factoid, here-- A Country President has to submit a Support Ticket to Admins in order to change the passwords on government accounts and Orgs. So Hanibal (Hanibal and the imposter, together) does this, to stop Serb officials from preventing the theft of government funds.
Certain Serb officials even helped to develop and organize the series of Support Tickets in exchange for a share of the ill-gotten booty. They further help by providing more IRC logs of classified TWO war strategy meetings. Everyone wants a piece of the pie-- selling out their own country and alliance for a price!
Hanibal (Hanibal and the imposter? The imposter acting alone?) starts making crazy Proposals... if they pass they turn Serbia's relationship with her allies upside-down. If they're rejected, they've disrupted the normal daily operations of Congress and the government, just to be dicky (sound familiar?).
Do you agree on declaring war to Italy
Do you agree on the text used by the president to welcome new Citizens in your country? 'I'll be back.'
Greece has been proposed as Natural Enemy.
President of Serbia proposes to stop the trade with Argentina
President of Serbia proposed a mutual protection pact with Chile
A law to leave The World is Ours alliance has been proposed.
President of Serbia proposed a mutual protection pact with Russia
Do you agree on declaring war to Italy
Italy has been proposed as Natural Enemy.
Do you agree on the text used by the president to welcome new Citizens in your country? 'My name is Cleaner Serbian Organizations.'
It goes on.. and on.. see the Serb Country Administrations pages for more.
Now, the entire Serb government and Congress are not corrupt, or complete idiots. They do what they can to disarm Hanibal. As you see above, Congress rejected all of the rogue proposals (again-- familiar?). This screenshot shows Hanibal being removed from his MU.
It also shows one D E A N M A R T I N transferring $400k in cash TO Hanibal-- after accusing Hanibal of theft, which to this point Hanibal had not done (quite yet), this guy sends a mountain of cash that he had embezzeled TO Hanibal as an act of good faith. HAHAHAHAHA!
Okay... so we have some Serb officials still working with Hanibal as President, some Serb officials selling out their country for the promise of cash, and Ajay/RGR is still chatting away with Hanibal (and the imposter!) about his plans for PTO'ing America and what kind of help he needs from Serbia, and crying a river about his difficulties.
Ajay/RGR is grasping at straws, my friends.. AFA Serbs want to go home-- they're tired of not enjoying full Resource Bonuses in America and want to return home to full Bonuses. They're tired of the month-to-month moving from one PTO'd Party to the next. They're tired of being publicly humiliated by their AFA Party leadership. They're tired of being misrepresented by Ajay/RGR's feeble, stale media propaganda. Those who serve in US Congress aren't able to dig up enough people to grant US citizenships to-- even with a substantial bribe attached. They're tired and want to go home.
Okay, let's see if we can wrap this up a little...
I didn't get any numbers of how much cash and gold was moved out of Serb government and Org accounts. Some went to corrupt Serb officials for their assistance, and for providing classified documents. Most went, by the real Hanibal, to the Serbian people, in the form of free food giveaways-- he transferred bulk volumes of cash and gold to people he trusted to follow through. Hanibal fed his people as his final protest on his way out of the game.
I asked, straight out-- did any Americans get any of this? The answer was "No, not one thin Serbian dinar," and I believe it.
What was the deal with the Temp Ban, and then the Perma ban?
That's easy-- Serb officials, presumably straight and loyal ones, submitted Support Tickets to bring their President's peculiar behavior to the attention of the Admins. Admins saw enough to be suspicious, and brought down the Temp Ban while they looked into things. A few days later, they decided there wasn't proper proof of wrongdoing, and un-Banned Hanibal.
Then Hanibal's newspaper was published one last time, and Admins took that as "the last straw" and brought down the Perma Banhammer.
Goodbye, Hanibal LA... for what it's worth, you brought some fun to the game and played a great straight man to the clown Ajay/RGR. Giving away the bank to your people was a class act. Good luck with RL.
In closing... I wish to thank you for patiently reading through this entire wall of text. I want you to know that my interview with the unnamed "evil genius" ran a full two hours, then boiling down the material and developing this story has taken another two hours.
At this point, I have just one thing to say.
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George Armstrong Custer (aka Chief White Bull), Guest Editor
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