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Dateline: Tuesday, December 24^th, 2013 (Day 2,226)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House

Editor: SecMed The Wild Card
Contributors: emdoublegee, LordOther, Mourning Star, and Talotastic

Today’s WHPR:
: 1 : Merry Christmas from the WHPR
: 2 : The 12 Days of eRep Christmas
: 3 : War Map and Analysis
: 4 : eNPR 



MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
_{Presented by emdoublegee}



(And for those of you that don’t celebrate Christmas yet, or celebrate it later, a Happy holidays to you as well!)

This time of the year it is easy to get bogged down behind all the “Necessities” of the season. We HAVE TO get gifts for everyone, we HAVE TO put up decorations, we HAVE TO win that shiny BH to add to our collection, the list goes on. Even here in eRep we are bombarded with gift options to buy for other players.



If you want to do this and fatten Plato’s wallet so he can buy his family Christmas presents too, by all means go ahead. But I challenge you to look around and pick out a couple of players and hook them up with some of your goods this season. Donate some of your ingame goods like food, tanks, or ingame currency rather than your hard-earned RL money!

And while gifts and everything are nice, I wanted to remind you that this isn’t the sole thing this holiday season is all about. It’s about getting to spend some time with your family and friends, and reflect on what that means to you. Regardless of your religious, cultural, or political backgrounds, family is important and I encourage you all to spend some time with yours this year. I know I will be!


Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from your WHPR Family!




The 12 Days of eRep Christmas
Presented by LordOther, The Wild Card and the WHPR staff



War Map and Analysis
_{Presented by MourningStar}

With Christmas fast approaching and most of the world in a celebratory and drunken stupor the inevitable has happened... War! The long dormant and forgotten nation of Antarctica has launched two preemptive strikes against the nations of Argentina and Chile in Patagonia and Zona Austral respectively.
Armed with Icy Bazookas and malice in their hearts the PLF, or Penguin Liberation Front, opened two Resistance Wars within minutes of each other. Miraculously they seem to have almost won each war before the third battle thanks to an exploit in game mechanics. Furthermore, the misplaced gold spent on the Power Spin game has been directly funding the PLF. Perhaps Plato has been a Penguin all along.

International efforts have attempted to slow the momentum of these flightless devils but all efforts thus far have proven futile.
No official demands have been put forth by PLF leadership, however, early indications and eyewitness reports point to an insatiable appetite for seafood and Crystal Clear Pepsi.

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Meat People Civilians are urged to remain indoors during occupation and to avoid mimicking or making fun of "the waddle" which is the glorious way PLF soldiers march gallantly in formation. You WILL have your eyes pecked out! In the meantime please comply with any and all demands local PLF Governors issue and continue to waste spend your gold on the Power Spin. It doesn't supply us the PLF. There are much great prizes and so good wins! Also, leave out cans of tuna and fresh fish next to 2 liter bottles of Crystal Clear Pepsi every night! That is all.

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War Map and Analysis
_{Presented by MourningStar}




eNPR Tonight!
_{Presented by Talostastic} eNPR
_{Hosts Talostastic and Aramec}



eNPR! New Night!!

eNPR will be airing at a new date! This week's eNPR will begin at 18oo eRepublik time ON SATURDAY.

We will have guests with us and possibly take some calls! You'll Just have to listen to join the fun!!!

So tune in! Or you'll regret it. 





Secretary of Media, The Wild Card


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Contributors: Mourning Star, Talostastic, emdoublegee, and LordOther






WHPR Day 2226
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/185289/1
Merry Christmas you filthy animals!!

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