James S. Brady Press Room
Deputy Secretary of Media, Jason Vorhees has murdered The Wild Card. Pictured: his announcement of the death.
Dateline: Friday, December 13th, 2013 (Day 2,215)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
Editor: SecMed The Wild Card
Contributors: Mourning Star and Melisa Rose
: 1 : Artela runs for PP
: 2 : The Official Top 5 Candidates
: 3 : War Map and Analysis
: 4 : eNPR
Artela runs for PP
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It is time for Party President elections again, and it is time to take Ronald Gipper Reagan’s toy away from him before he pokes someone’s eye out. Why do we do this? Well there’s plenty of reasons, but I think they are best presented in list form.
5. The “Who is John Galt” posts on articles gets awfully annoying, especially when they weren’t funny to begin with.
4. It’s just what we do. And we do a damned good job at it.
3. Stalking isn’t cool.
2. You know why he uses Reagan as his model? Because there hasn’t been a decent republican in office since then! And there wasn’t one when he was in office either!
1. It’ll be funny to watch someone who is running for a real like political office lose a race in a game.
So on the 15th to make sure that someone who acts like a petulant child isn’t trying to take down our country from the inside, we need people to go vote in This Party (the party name will change 100 times on the 15th, just an fyi) and vote for Artela. Why? Because she’s a former PotUS and we can trust her not to screw around with the country. The party belongs to our American-Albanian bros and RGR stole it, so we're taking it back!
The other PP candidates
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Photo courtesy of Tyler Bubblar
We need to make sure our other parties are secured tomorrow just to prevent a crony from RGR’s party gaining power in one of our most important parties. So before you go out and just haphazardly click on the vote button, make sure you are voting for your party’s official candidate. They did win the primary for a reason!
On the 15th make sure you go to #Voting on the Rizon Network to make sure you aren’t wasting your vote on an elections that’s been won when we could use your vote in another party.
Here are the official candidates for each Top 5 party:
--In the Federalist Party, vote for Evil Elvis
--In the United States Worker’s Party, vote for Wild Owl.
--In We The People, vote for Tanishq.
--In the American Military Party, vote for Malarkey83
--In the Liberty Advancement Party, vote for TellUrGrlThx
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War Map and Analysis
Presented by MourningStar
Another day, another whiff of gunpowder and destruction. Europe continues to shuffle regions daily. Italy has managed to squeak out a foothold in Piedmont, a food producing region, and is now attacking Aosta Valley. Good luck and Dio be with you our Italian comrades!
Across the Adriatic, the Albanians are attempting to take the Montenegrin capitol of Bar. Reminds me of a joke: "An Albanian and his allies walk into Bar... "
To our South, Mexico has been able to repel their foreign invaders. The Venezuelans may have invaded Mexico for the enchiladas... but took back with them nothing but hot lead! Viva la MexiBro!
Presented by Melissa Rose
Hosts Melissa Rose and Aramec
eNPR will be airing Back at its regular time. Tonights's eNPR will begin at 18oo eRepublik time.
We will have a very special guest with us tonight as PoTUS NewAzazel joins us in Studio, We will also be lucky enough to have Tenshibo as well as Tyler Bubblar. You'll Just have to listen to join the fun!!!
So tune in! Or you'll regret it.
Secretary of Media, The Wild Card
Contributors: MourningStar, Melissa Rose
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