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WHPR Day 2215 - Party Election Spectacular Edition!

Day 2,215, 11:39 by James S. Brady Press Room
WHPR Day 2215 - Party Election Spectacular Edition!

Deputy Secretary of Media, Jason Vorhees has murdered The Wild Card. Pictured: his announcement of the death.

Dateline: Friday, December 13th, 2013 (Day 2,215)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House

Editor: SecMed The Wild Card
Contributors: Mourning Star and Melisa Rose

Today’s WHPR:
: 1 : Artela runs for PP
: 2 : The Official Top 5 Candidates
: 3 : War Map and Analysis
: 4 : eNPR 

Artela runs for PP
Presented by The Wild Card

It is time for Party President elections again, and it is time to take Ronald Gipper Reagan’s toy away from him before he pokes someone’s eye out. Why do we do this? Well there’s plenty of reasons, but I think they are best presented in list form.

5. The “Who is John Galt” posts on articles gets awfully annoying, especially when they weren’t funny to begin with.
4. It’s just what we do. And we do a damned good job at it.
3. Stalking isn’t cool.
2. You know why he uses Reagan as his model? Because there hasn’t been a decent republican in office since then! And there wasn’t one when he was in office either!
1. It’ll be funny to watch someone who is running for a real like political office lose a race in a game.

So on the 15th to make sure that someone who acts like a petulant child isn’t trying to take down our country from the inside, we need people to go vote in This Party (the party name will change 100 times on the 15th, just an fyi) and vote for Artela. Why? Because she’s a former PotUS and we can trust her not to screw around with the country. The party belongs to our American-Albanian bros and RGR stole it, so we're taking it back!

The other PP candidates
Presented by The Wild Card

Photo courtesy of Tyler Bubblar

We need to make sure our other parties are secured tomorrow just to prevent a crony from RGR’s party gaining power in one of our most important parties. So before you go out and just haphazardly click on the vote button, make sure you are voting for your party’s official candidate. They did win the primary for a reason!

On the 15th make sure you go to #Voting on the Rizon Network to make sure you aren’t wasting your vote on an elections that’s been won when we could use your vote in another party.

Here are the official candidates for each Top 5 party:

--In the Federalist Party, vote for Evil Elvis
--In the United States Worker’s Party, vote for Wild Owl.
--In We The People, vote for Tanishq.
--In the American Military Party, vote for Malarkey83
--In the Liberty Advancement Party, vote for TellUrGrlThx

. . . .

War Map and Analysis
Presented by MourningStar

The European nations continue to fight

Another day, another whiff of gunpowder and destruction. Europe continues to shuffle regions daily. Italy has managed to squeak out a foothold in Piedmont, a food producing region, and is now attacking Aosta Valley. Good luck and Dio be with you our Italian comrades!
Across the Adriatic, the Albanians are attempting to take the Montenegrin capitol of Bar. Reminds me of a joke: "An Albanian and his allies walk into Bar... "

Mexico is whole again... for now

To our South, Mexico has been able to repel their foreign invaders. The Venezuelans may have invaded Mexico for the enchiladas... but took back with them nothing but hot lead! Viva la MexiBro!
Now for news on the home front! Nothing. Keep up the good work nation. Train hard, fight DoD orders daily, and help our allies in Europe and to the South!
Follow and Vote up daily!

eNPR Tonight!
Presented by Melissa Rose eNPR
Hosts Melissa Rose and Aramec

eNPR! Tonight!

eNPR will be airing Back at its regular time. Tonights's eNPR will begin at 18oo eRepublik time.

We will have a very special guest with us tonight as PoTUS NewAzazel joins us in Studio, We will also be lucky enough to have Tenshibo as well as Tyler Bubblar. You'll Just have to listen to join the fun!!!

So tune in! Or you'll regret it.

Secretary of Media, The Wild Card

Contributors: MourningStar, Melissa Rose

WHPR Day 2208
Party Election Spectacular Edition!

Be Sure to check out these Official Government Newspapers for the latest News!
Use @whitehouse in any IRC room running Sovereign to see the latest Government News articles.




The Wild Card
The Wild Card Day 2,215, 11:39

Vote smart on Sunday!

Disco Musolini
Disco Musolini Day 2,215, 11:47


Mazzy Cat
Mazzy Cat Day 2,215, 11:49

Meow! ♥

The Mike
The Mike Day 2,215, 11:57


Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 2,215, 13:38

WHO is John Galt?

and LoL, insulting Republicans... way to lose half your PTO voters.

The Wild Card
The Wild Card Day 2,215, 13:50

League of Legends? And if you think 50% of the online community is a Republican, you're sadly mistaken. Failjay strikes again.

How's the move to SC going by the way?

Ed Gruberman
Ed Gruberman Day 2,215, 16:23

I agree that it wasn't smart. However, nowhere near half of the online people are Republican. The internet is far more Democrat than the standard American population.

That being said... Malarkey for Prez!

Jackalthegreat Day 2,216, 07:59

Even though i'm republican, I have to agree

Ed Gruberman
Ed Gruberman Day 2,216, 11:04

Yeah, I'm Republican as well.

Mourning Star
Mourning Star Day 2,215, 16:41

Go home Ajay... you're Garbage Trash.

Master Saita Norgan
Master Saita Norgan Day 2,215, 17:47

why are you still here? Leave the game noone wants you here whether they are republican or not bye!

Tanishq Day 2,215, 14:21


miki zentella
miki zentella Day 2,215, 14:46

Hail USA!
Thanks for your help!

Cubby Day 2,215, 16:00

Who is John Galt?

Mourning Star
Mourning Star Day 2,215, 16:41

Voted \o/

Franklin Stone
Franklin Stone Day 2,215, 18:52


Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 2,215, 21:21


Hale26 Day 2,216, 09:00


Uncle Shylock
Uncle Shylock Day 2,217, 11:16

Clinton was a good Republican. xd

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