WHPR Day 1494 - The eUS Civilian Military Group
James S. Brady Press Room
...referring to my notes, here...
Dateline: Friday December 22, 2011 (Day 1494)
Location: James S. Brady Press Briefing Room, The White House
Crank up the volume, kiddies, it's Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer-- Heavy Metal style!
The President's eUS Civilian Military Group
Some time back, our benevolent game hosts introduced Military Units (MUs) and then more recently the Daily Order with its bazooka and candy bar reward for defeating 25 enemies in the specified battle. MU Commanders and Regiment Captains set the battle for their MU members, and change the Order throughout the day as campaigns end or priorities change.
This is all well and good for players who are in an established Military or Militia, the Commanders usually set the Orders in accordance with the President's declared priorities so they were going to fight there anyways, and now we all get a bonus for killin' punks. Sweet, eh?
But what about the new players, who just got the New Citizen Message and a few bucks, and are scrambling to read all the instructions and educational materials, and for their first week or so can't shoot their way out of a wet paper bag anyways? And what about the established players who just want to 2-click, or 50-click for that matter, but just don't want to get all wrapped up in any membership that requires checking in or reading forums or getting on IRC?
We've always had the Department of Defense (DoD) Orders, and everyone can check that newspaper to see where to fight. But do they, really?
And what about that daily reward for fighting? Where's the bazooka and candy bar for the newbs and 2-clickers?
It's at the President's eUS Civilian Military Group, that's where!
Daily Orders set by the President, himself, directing newb and 2-clicker firepower to exactly where it's needed most. Bazookas and candy bars after making 25 kills. No roll call, no forum check in, no IRC supply request.
Yes, there's a Supply Request Form, but of the 370-plus members in this unique Military Unit less than two dozen fighters request supplies. Members are encouraged to develop their own profile resources-- improve the Town Hall, build Food and Weapons Raw Materials plants, build Food and Weapons Factories, get good paying jobs, sell excess goods and materials on the open market for cash.
Basically, play at your own pace, but fight where America needs it and get rewarded for doing so.
Between the eUS Civilian Military Group and the New Citizen Message, new players can easily develop themselves and find help when they need it.
The eUS Civilian Military Group was created by extreme patriot Speedcat McNasty and given to the Office of the President of the United States of America. The Unit receives no government funding, and supply is provided through private donations.
President GoalieBCSC was the Unit's first Commander, and turned it over to President Oblige when he took office. It will continue to be passed from one President to the next, as one of the most valuable resources of battlefield strength in the world.
WHPR Grab Bags
Santa Kara Beth is spreading joy to all good boys and girls who bought Grab Bags!
WHPR is proud to have hosted the latest Grab Bag event, a fundraiser to benefit Bewbs 4 Newbs, Meals on Wheels & the eUS Civilian Military Group.
Everyone who participated was a winner, with prizes ranging from a handful of small arms to sacks of cash and even a really big house. Kara Beth was seen whizzing across the ethernet in Santa's sleigh Thursday night, distributing prizes and cheer across the world.
In Other News from The White House
President Oblige has declared Serbia as our Natural Enemy, indicating a shift in the direction of US-led Terra/EDEN troop movements in Europe. Did they think we were going to just drive on past them without stopping off for our favorite national sport, killing Serbs?
President Oblige's radio show broadcasts every Tuesday and Thursday nights at 19oo hours (10pm Eastern, 7 Pacific) on eNPR's Oval Office Radio. Listeners can double the fun by tuning into IRC room #eNPR, and even without calling in your comments might be read on the air.
Co-hosts Oblige, Artela and America's favorite hippie Jude Connors are joined by a variety of guests each week, and welcome callers to join in the conversations. Topics range from the latest eRep "improvements" to battle reports to the economy and more.
If you missed the live show, you can listen any time at the website.
eNPR' Oval Office Radio will present, on the December 29 show, "The Year in Review," so be sure to tune in and hear about the biggest news events and most outstanding eRep personalities of 2011.
"The Civilian Military Group brings to bear the awesome power of the average American citizens.
United and focused, the battlefield strength of our 2-clickers is a force to be reckoned with!"
Be sure to read, comment and subscribe to President Oblige's newspaper, The Savior.
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White House Press Report - Day 1494
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/1930512/1/20
The eUS Civilian Military Group
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White House Press Report - Day 1494
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/1930512/1/20
The eUS Civilian Military Group
Hello 🙂
NPR is looking for material for the 2011 YEAR IN REVIEW.
Send any ideas you think should be included to me or Artela
Custer
'get good paying jobs'
This is a problem, although a small one, I am on the open market working a paying job. Bad thing is, I hire on each morning, work and collect my pay (today I took home 108.08 out of 145.0😎, then I get fired. Everyday I must find a new job, hire on, work and get fired. A citizen can't earn a living with high taxes and getting fired everyday.
~hyuu~
NO LINK, NO VOTE!
Also, DB, it's incredibly easy to get a job.
I will hire people for long term work and currently pay $150 USD tax free
PM me for details
Somebody miss JLT's post?
The government can't be expected to solve every problem players may face. This program has plenty of good points, and no downside.
V+S
@Pdeb: I didn't 😛
o7!
I think firing is fine tbh if the wages went up the day after you got a job you would have to wait 3 days just to quit and get those high paying jobs.
I think noobs need to get into established military groups that will supply them well with food and weapons each day so they can grow faster. They need more than just orders, they need supplies.
TC, Bootcamp, EZC, or any other group that recruits noobs would be a good example of this. This unit is a good idea, but it could be a noob trap being that they don't get enough supplies.
Hey Pdeb
CII venom, this is for players that don't wish to participate in those activities.
Vanek26
'Also, DB, it's incredibly easy to get a job'.
I know that, my concern was more for the 37 USD in taxes....
o7
voted
Dru... I guess that's one of the difficult choices we all face-- to work an open market job and get reamed for Taxes, or join a regular MU and work their commune job for supplies. this Civilian MU is not intended to solve all the problems, just one-- provide an option for 2-clickers to get the Daily reward if they don't want to join a regular MU.