WHPR [Day 1,022] - Western Alaska and Government

Day 1,022, 19:27 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room
West Alaska

We need people to be moving to West Alaska to reinforce it. The more people there, the more gold Russia has to spend to open the battle. Pretty simple. If you would like a ticket, request it here.

Also, in preparation for an invasion, we should start to spread out away from the hospitals and capital a bit now that they are fortified. Make sure there is currently none to one person in the tile you’re about to deploy in. We just want people there as “road blocks”. It’ll slow the Russians down. That’s a good thing, in case you were too stupid to understand.

So, summary:

1). Move to FER/WA.
2). Spread away from hospitals a bit.

Simple enough?

Here, I'll make it even simpler. Deploy here. That was hard.

Big Brother

So, your shadowy, liberal, elitist government is still under discussions in their underground lair about who’ll be doing their bidding this month. Apparently they actually care about the people in power for some reason. Therefore, the positions have not been completely settled. We’ll let you know when they have been confirmed though.

I would like to announce that HobbitTon will be joining me this term as Press Secretary. That means that he’ll be writing some of this. That’s a good thing for you. It means you don’t have to suffer through as much of my awful writing.

Don’t hate me,

Kentel
Secretary of Media