WHPR 1758 - ¡Viva la Revolución!
James S. Brady Press Room
Fidel Custer, Raul Killah and Che Anarchy have seized control of the Official US Government Media. ¡Viva la Revolución!
Dateline: Wednesday, Sept 12, 2012 (Day 175
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Location: James S Brady Press Room, The White House
Today's Agenda, Three Segments:
: 1 : New Media Regime seizes power
: 2 : Rogue Proposals fu*k everyone
: 3 : France is actively trying to PTO the US
Did you miss Monday's paper? WHPR 1756 - Rogue Congress
Last night's eNPR? Sorry, there wasn't one.
How about today's Pony Express? Pony Express 1758 - eRep's Gold-Saving Gold-Sinks
New Regime PTO's US Government Media Dept
Fidel Custer and Che Anarchy outline what to expect from the new Media Regime
As a result of a bloodless coup late Tuesday night, George Armstrong Custer, John Killah and Civil Anarchy will now run the US Media Department as Co-Secretaries of Media.
Each will publish a WHPR and Pony Express one day a week, appropriating and utilizing all resources available including Cabinet members and Contributing Writers.
eNPR Oval Office Radio is scheduled to return to the airwaves tomorrow night at its regular time with Hosts, Guests and topics to be announced.
Peasants and Elites alike are invited to submit their applications for positions in the new Media Regime. Of course, those with accompanying appropriately respectful bribes will be given greater consideration.
Outgoing SecMed Jesse Anthony Medrano has been retired to a farm in the countryside where he will continue writing in his own newspaper, The Jam Journal, covering a variety of topics in his unique style. El Presidente Israel Stevens and the entire White House Staff thank Jesse for his service to the Media Department.
Rogue Congressmen, Rogue Proposals Hurt YOU, America!
Who keeps electing these purposely disruptive people?!
Natural Enemy 4 days ago Rejected Details
Natural Enemy 3 days ago Rejected Details
Donate yesterday ago Rejected Details
and this just in...
Natural Enemy 38 minutes ago Pending Details
(by the way-- from the same Congressman as the last rogue NE a few days ago)
By now you've all heard the song enough times, so let's just sing it together: Congress protocol calls for a Forum Proposal and Discussion before things like these can be moved to an in-game Proposal. Failing this, such in-game Proposals are summarily shot down, and the offending Congressmen are warned first then censured for a second offense.
Such rogue NE Proposals put America at risk of being thrown into a war we didn't choose. This irresponsible act interferes with the State Department's work to put us with the right friends and against the right enemies, and puts every American in danger of fighting a war we weren't looking for. And, it prevents us from being able to make a proper NE Proposal on an enemy we do choose.
In the case of the Donate Proposal.. another song we should all know: Every day Congress makes a standard donation of cash to the Congressional Budget Office. This is the game mechanics method of moving collected Tax money to where it can be turned around and distributed to the various Military and Departments whose Budget lines provide weapons and welfare programs for America.
On this day the Proposal to move $31 instead of $400,000 means America has that many less weapons with which to fight, that many less Meals on Wheels for our new players... $400,000 was collected in Taxes from America, but was not able to be used to benefit America, because some jackwad Congressman was purposely disruptive, to screw America on purpose.
Who are these jerks who purposely hurt America from within the very system we have to run the country? Some of you must know them-- you elected them to Congress!
Get with the program, America, or reap the diseased harvest you have sown.
France is actively trying to PTO the US
With Secretary of State Dr Luis Sentieiro
This is a developing story, so we'll present what we can now and you can be sure of seeing more on this later.
Custer: okay.. I haven't followed this French PTO stuff enough to really understand it... they've gotten, over time, like so many countries, people in with US citizenship.. many on the happy friendly premise of sharing the wealth of our 100/100 bonuses.. then in numbers they run and get elected to Congress.. then they work against US policy, disrupt our agenda... to push Eden and France's agenda from within our system.. is that anywhere near right?
Dr Luis Sentieiro: Yes, it is. Many people out there will claim it's propaganda and all that, but those PTO threats were already being investigated by eCIA.
United Kingdom also cooperated in this investigation, in fact it was the UK Minister of Foreign Affairs that published the first copy of the article with the proof of this PTO
Also, you might notice without surprise the name of Ronald Gipper Reagan is involved in this. RGR offered himself to support France in order to get the french PTOs to support him and influence our elections.
Please reference "the Kravenn article," With Friends like France : you don't need enemies [Long Article], in which the UK's Minister of Foreign Affairs worked with the US to expose French operatives in our US Congress.
Of note is this paragraph, the words of a French Party President, Nanotik:
"Last month, USA failed their ATO plan (I know about what I talk) and at Daychange, lot of regions were still empty, Even with a good ATO plan, it is quite hard to not see foreign people running for congress. The Guilty ? : RLC, 3rd party who lads a real war against current leaders. I have been contacted by Ronald Gipper Reagan (aka Pizza the Hut) who proposed me nothing less and nothing more that being elected without forgetting to mention he supports france."
So America welcomes players to change their citizenship to US, because they like our 100/100 Bonuses or even before that because America is so cool they just want to play as Americans. They work, fight, pay taxes, run for Congress-- all good, that's what America is all about.
But when American foreign policy shifts in a way they don't like, or turns against their country of origin, now they're loyal to that country and act to subvert ours. From within. Where we welcomed them.
And --no surprise-- Ajay sells what's left of his shriveled soul to anyone who promises him votes, because his quest for personal power is more important than me and you and all of America.
This story is just beginning to break, friends. Watch this newspaper for details as they come available. And watch your backs, too, that glad hand may be reaching for a knife.
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George Armstrong "Fidel" Custer Co-Secretary of Media
Yeah, I'm back, but not full time 24/7-- I've got RL commitments. Civ and John, too, which is why we worked out this "Co-SecMed" thing to keep the Media Dept going without over-committing to the game.
Look for Civil "Che" Anarchy's WHPR on Friday, and John "Raul" Killah's on Monday.
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Shout, please, with corrected link:
WHPR Day 1758
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2119449/1/20
New Media Regime - ¡Viva la Revolución!
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Comments
Who are these jerks who purposely hurt America from within the very system we have to run the country? Some of you must know them-- you elected them to Congress!
Get with the program, America, or reap the diseased harvest you have sown.
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Who are you and what the hell did you do with Custer.
^Bia Pandora, it's Custer, Civil Anarchy and John Killah working together. (:
Prepare yourselves for a media revival.
Thanks. This article really cheered me up. I couldn't stop laughing the entire time.
Thank you for not covering Training Contracts.
Fidel Custer looks good on you. YOU'RE LATE.
"France is actively trying to PTO the US"
"Many people out there will claim it's propaganda and all that"
Yeah ! More propaganda and more lies ! How can you guys consider that after reading Kravenn's article ? Even the selection he made unwillingly say the opposite.
And RGR has ofc nothing to do with all this, the fact he offered something doesn't mean it was accepted duh.
Nanotik also said in the very same message you quote:
"If for us, it is clear that we don’t want to perturb their politics (I haven’t voted a law since I’m elected), it is not the case of other foreigners and I don’t want to see France in this thing. The Best thing for us should be that they ask our help if they organise an ATO. I made a census about Frenchs in eUSA, we are around 50. It is not a lot but it is always useful if they are looking about votes"
You say France will is to disrupt US agenda ?
No. Players in France already know that the US sold them for Poland. They know we will be invaded for a long time, they also know you don't want to give us Aquitaine back. They know we won't have bonus.
Giving more French the possibility to enjoy bonus has nothing to do with influencing the eUS politic and we are not here for that.
Śmiejcie się ale widząc nadawanie CSów w ePL niedługo może to i u nas nastąpić ...
Beaumanoir
not nice.
I love the French, it is why I am married to one in RL.
❤Marion Marechal Le-Pen Bruno❤
VIVA!
There isn't a fair number of facepalms in the world that could have been given after reading this article. O.o
Good coverage
"France is actively trying to PTO the US"
You are really stupid to think that
>miti16
The only fool is someone who does not see what is actually happening or chooses to do nothing. It is clear that there is at least a segment of the French community doing just that.
Is every Frenchman waving a baguette and trying to PTO us? No, of course not. Don't be silly.
Is there a concentrated effort to control and influence American policy? Yes. There is no denying it.
It's funny that even after we got a full list of French Congressmen illegally giving out citizenship, and forum posts literally saying, "We're going to use French people to influence American Politics," that there are people here seriously denying that fact. At least own up to your bullshit.
Civil Anarchy, Israel Stevens.
Please quote us someone, in the very selection leaked with the intention to harm the French and by the player who call himself "French Public Enemy n°1", who actually wrote something like "We're going to use French people to influence American Politics".
Wait, there is actually one !
BloodredMoon, lvl 28, born in february 2012, french CS, no involvement in french politic !
To whom Nanotik (your created nemesis) answer: "It is exactly what the US citizens fear. Some countries hasn’t waited us to do it. It is not like giving some CS for enjoying bonus but interfer into their politics and decide the direction of their country instead of them. I don’t think that it is a good idea now if we want to keep the USA as allies.
~hyuu~
Gut, besser, Gösser.
Not funny.
Not voted, unsub.
So Serbia is trying to PTO you and steal your money, but you accuse France of PTO while none of the French congressmen had actually launched a rogue law and are just trying to get 100/100 bonuses to some others trustworthy French because we have nothing thanks to eUSA inactivity against Poland.
Unless you don't want people paying attention to the Serbian's PTO ? http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2119400/1/20
@ Torfyn: we can only cover so much in a single edition of the paper.
readers can look forward to future editions exposing all PTO'ers and enemies of the US who seek to destroy America from within.
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In fact, the text says things like:
we should offer the USA our help
our votes could help them to vote down rogue proposals
the USA has a real problem and we shouldn't get France mixed up in it
etc etc etc.
Do American citizens wish to influence its policy? I certainly hope so. That is to be expected.
Have citizenships been granted illegally: certainly and that is not a good thing. But it is a far cry from attempting a political takeover.
No oliver, people who get elected and then vote the agenda of their 'home' country and not the agenda of the eUS is the definition of a PTO.
LordRahl2 ---
1. the evidence is that the "french" congressmen voted as would any other american congressman. They did not vote a "home country" agenda.
2. voting against an administration's policy is not unamerican. We encourage differences of opinion. For instance, disagreeing with the invasion of Canada is something that split the "true blue" american community. So did become allied with Serbia. So did the CNTL thing.
I personally welcome our new Overlords.
If France continues their behavior, they will be dealt with. It only takes one proposal and they are gone for good.
America, I am disappoint.
"we can only cover so much in a single edition of the paper.
readers can look forward to future editions exposing all PTO'ers and enemies of the US who seek to destroy America from within. "
Looking for the edition covering few of the past governments. o7
"If France continues their behavior, they will be dealt with. It only takes one proposal and they are gone for good. "
chest thumping? If france continues to help us etc they are gone for good??
Honestly, if you can throw people out of the country for good would you please start with AJ and the hundreds of people who support him. Then, move on to the idiots who have proposed actual bad things, like those recent donations and NEs. Then, deal with chickensguys and potato... etc..
lol RGR is married?no comment....
At this moment, thousands of Parisians are in their tiny cafe chairs sipping their tiny coffee drinks outside their tiny cafe wearing tiny berets engaged in mega PTO operations.
*Cue accordion music*
BTW, Custer looks DAMN GOOD with a stogie!
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Hey Beaumanior, how about you tell the whole truth?
'I will not say anything and leave it to the next government as to the political alliance that they decide to adopt. If we end up with the U.S. as allies, then you can still participate in their ATO and everything. If they end up as enemies, they will be happy to (find that they) have a group of TO there.'
http://i48.tinypic.com/2wqafsp.png
Yea, that's not some sort of coercion to attempt to change our foreign policy. Totally convincing.
Bribes are for the weak.
Oliver, no it did not split the native population.
The actives were overwhelmingly for it. A few outsiders were not.
Now ALL of the French/Edonites were against it and many fought against nation orders.
Read that again, some eUS and ALL edionites fought against eUS goals. A few vs ALL is apples to oranges.
-Talk to your friends. If they really support the eUS than they really support the eUS.
rofl , just another blatantly silly move, discrediting France in front of US citizens so when the time comes switch to ONE is more easier/public dont whine about backstabing france
Ah also... don't you guys find a little bit of too much of a coincidence that right after Kravenn released his article, USA has had 2 rogue NE proposals against UK?
Just saying.
Rahl:
I must be mistaken then. I thought I had read Sgt Rock and other highly credible people speak pretty strongly against wiping canada. I thought the potential Serbian MPP led to an impeachment and that the CNTL thing has a lot of "true blue" opposition in the press. For that matter, there was a fair amount of home grown opposition to giving away bonuses as well. I am now reading something very close to "your are only american if you agree with whatever the president wants"
anarchy: Really, you amaze me. You quote a french player stating the obvious and take it as somehow sinister.
viz: " If we end up as allies we will be happy to help them with their ATO effort. " (that is bad???, them helping us?)
" If we end up as enemies, we will be pleased to have a PTO group there. " (that is what enemies do buddy ).
Now, if you insist upon them becoming enemies, though they want the opposite, they will naturally act as enemies when that comes to pass.
lol these Dioist and Brits that are actually actively pTOing USA are getting nervous. Their propaganda is not working any more, so they keep trying to escalate the issue.
You need to ask Prophet to come up with a better lie than this EDEN pTO thing. You are scaring people with it for months and nothing happened, no EDEN pTO in sight. iNCi rogue proposals and Serbian pTOers trying to steal money, that's it. Looking at amount of ONE players taking USA CS, they will have that money soon enough.
I hope more votes for no, although as of now it is a yes... 🙁
Sure Lompel, there's no EDEN PTO at all. It's just... how is it called? friendly babysitting them for their own good?. Yeah. Not PTO at all.
Tell us more, bro.
Very funny article, if you aren't comedian its pity because you could earn money from that 😛PPP
How you explain this
congress election august, 2012
Some of the candidates who are members of the Serbian PTO team:
Stanisha http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1871978 candidat in Mississipi RLC party
Norbengo http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1320311 candidat in
Miljana Pantelic http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/3212715 candidat in Utah SCUO party
TheSpaceCowboy http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/5940527 candidat in Valley of Mexico RLC party
vlajko http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1376109 candidat in Districht of Columbia RLC party
mrle1982 http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/2250047 in Idaho RLC party
Tetrapak 1907 http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/5292375 in Minnesota RLC party
uveta http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1457386 in Navarra RLC
Sidarta http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/2516309 NW of Mexico RLC party
Nikola Orozovic http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1610286 in PC of Mexico RLC
solid fighter http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/4359750 Texas RLC