Whom to vote?

Day 819, 15:41 • Published in Switzerland Germany • by Time Control & Support Ltd
Whom to vote?

Good question, right? I guess a lot of people try to get elected for congress this time. And one thing is for sure: Your vote, dear reader, is quite important! So don´t waste it, use it!

Let´s figure out some party intentions, which might make it easier for you to decide:

Vive la resistance :
The party which provides the current president. It´s a bit confusing due to the fact that they are NOT the resistance
Goals: unknown; we were told that they want to negotiate for a training war. For quiet a few days, now. No tax change, at all. Proposals have been made, but the latest administrative deed was, ehm, well take a look for yourselves

Swiss Liberal Party :
Well, as the name says, quiet liberal.
Goals: Everyone is welcome to govern, as long as it´s in the intrests of eSwiss. Negotiation is key. Not the badest opinion, from my point of view.

Swiss Brainslug Party formerly known as -White Lion Order- until it´s been overrun or undermined (whatever you prefer) by it´s current president and his fellows. A few hours before the election it had only about 8 members. But that day look ! Any attempt to prevent a PTO failed.
Goals: War, money and Phoenix. Well, you see, dear reader, not really Europe-Allies, neither our neighbours.The opposite to Phoenix is EDEN . One should consider the population of ePoland and eSpain before stepping on those guys toes..

Swiss Neutrality Party :
Party president Arschmann (what a clever name, good lord!) became the "unofficial" eSwiss president due to the fact, that the original one is pretty busy in real life. Bad excuse from both! Aint´t got time, resign! This shows sadly how commited to power they are.
Goals: unknown. Rather stay neutral than to agree to a pact. Honestly, one can´t really keep the SNP and Vive la resistance apart. Simply because it´s the same people following their own goals. The "hardliner" became the Brainslugs.

Swiss Democratic Party :
Goals: Bring back eSwiss. So far! The rest seems to be a little mysterious, but I´m courious.

United Party Of Switzerland aka "Majestic12" (written correctly?) :
Goals: Close to SLP, but I think more conservative. But read for yourselves.

ANYHOW!! Hopefully I aroused interest in you, dear reader, to participate in our nations politics. To admit, it can´t be dismissed, that I´m putting forward my opinion. But hey, it´s my newspaper 🙂 According to a yellow, quisling powerplant owner, I´m the Root of evil . NO! I´m part of the Resistance!! and a pround citizen of eSwiss!!

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Oh, oh.. time´s limited! Gotta go! More 2 come!