Who's the Enemy: Canada or Poland? (An Editorial)

Day 2,424, 11:09 Published in United Kingdom Poland by Lanthanide

I had received insider information that the United Kingdom was going to attack Canada before we invaded, so I had time to mentally prepare myself. At the current moment, it looks as if we're going to take over the province of Newfoundland and Labrador and create an important trade presence in North America. However, I believe that the more important enemy is Poland. Poland has taken over land that was ours to begin with, whereas Canada is only defending what is theirs. Therefore, I believe that we should conquer Newfoundland, but after we do this, we should lay off Canada for a short while. We need to focus all of our energies on a full-out resistance war with Poland, and we also need to prepare our monies. Upon the completion of our current resistance war, I will take the initiative to start a new one, but I need the help of nine people. Therefore, let us rise up and take what is rightfully ours by declaring war with Poland.

Sincerely,

Lanthanide