Join the new world

So, I have been more or less away for a few months, checking in only once in a while because Xander Kross keeps me updated on all the shenanigans taking place in this crazy eWorld. I've come back, though, and I have to ask a very important question:

Who is this Gnilcraps character and is he actually important?

Now, I understand he's the current POTUS. But I also understand they (the eMuricans) came skulking up into our great and wonderful nation and we kicked them so hard in the balls we got our whole country back.

He is doing a lot of useless shield-banging and cock-flashing, and generally being a noisy nuisance. Are we afraid of nuisances, eCanada?

HELL NO WE AREN'T. We live in the Great White North, where the mosquitos grow so huge they have to land at the airport and walk their way into town! We live in the Great White North, where our athletes literally die on the bench, come back to life, and keep playing our beloved game of ice hockey (while those yankee b-ball players get leg cramps and have to be carried off the court).

We live in the Great White North, where our front line warriors don't have to pay to get patched up and get back to kicking eMurican ass. F*** yeah.

We kick nuisances out of our country, don't we Oinyo/DMV/Foxfire/Beorn/etc etc (even though they keep coming crawling back, like spurned lovers who got put away wet).

Do you love your eCanada? Shout this to all your eMurican friends mindless peons, and make sure they know we aren't afraid to use up every single eUSAbuck with RW's until they learn their lesson: We've swatted bigger pests than them while pounding back brewskies and courting their mothers.

` Keven Traide.