Who Is Carlos Bianchi, and Why Is He in South Korea?

Day 863, 22:09 • Published in South Korea Bolivia • by Arjay Phoenician


I’ve known plenty of big egos in this world. Some would say I’m such an ego. I keep hearing about Carlos Bianchi, formerly from North Korea, he’s been let into the country by way of citizenship grant, and while I’ve been approached concerning his name with dread and worry, no one has put an adequate finger as to why this cat should be met with a certain level of fear and loathing.

I know I’m going to piss off the right people, but I’ve got to ask a series of questions. If it submarines my own campaign for president, so be it, I’d rather commit political suicide by being Arjay than benefit from my silence.

1. Why am I getting private messages from North Koreans, telling me to be leery of Carlos?

2. Can someone explain to me what this article, http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-en-pt-elections-some-numbers-and-considerations--1281820/1/20, means? I’ve been told it refers to multi’s Carlos has created, but I’m in no position to accuse anyone of anything. I’m hoping those with longer regional memories can decipher this article and tell me more.

3. Why did Aarons-miller, current Minister of Defense, Assemblyman, and candidate for president of South Korea, grant this cat citizenship if he has this sort of reputation?

One thing I’ve learned in doing this newspaper for so long, if I ask questions, loud and obnoxious, someone out there is going to give me the answers I’m looking for. I’m hoping, for the sake of the security of this country, the trend will continue, and South Koreans can quickly learn about Carlos Bianchi, why he came to South Korea, and what threat he might pose.

North Korea has enough problems, the last thing we need is for their problems to matriculate here. If Carlos Bianchi is such a problem, the sooner it’s recognized, the sooner it can be dealt with.

One way to deal with it is to watch the citizenship requests carefully. Here is the list of requests: http://www.erepublik.com/en/country/South-Korea/citizenship/applications/1; you will see Baby Punk, Big Phil Scolari, and Mike Delion, names mentioned in the North Korean article above as possible multi’s created by Carlos. My hope is that this article forestalls their grants until the truth comes out, and if they truly are what is feared, they’ll be rejected.

There. I probably burned a bridge or two by asking these questions and bringing this issue to the forefront, and if it means I kiss the presidency goodbye, like I said, I’d rather lose it by being myself than gain it by saying nothing and playing nice while something potentially nasty could be forming in this country.