Who's on the road to Congress ?

Day 1,039, 14:22 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Horice G Fossil



"The report here says that you are an extremely dull person.
You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow,
unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily
dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly
drab and awful. And whereas in most professions these would be
considerable drawbacks, for Congress, they're a positive boon!"

Here is a quick guide to the typical Congress Candidates....

The N00b

New to the game and not sure how things work,
Manifesto promises an increase in the minimum wage and stuff.

The Numbty

Has been playing for months but still has no clue how things work,
Manifesto (see n00b)

The Politico

Has forgotten it's a game,
Has three manifestos all of 300+ words that nobody will ever read.

The 'OLD' soldier

Has served in the Military and now wants 5 gold and a Cogress medal!
Replaces a manifesto with their memoirs to let you know how
great they are.

The slick Willy

The old hand,has been in congress forever,
If they bother with a manifesto it's an old one,
they hope that everyone who read it last time has died.

The Joke candidate

Running for the LULZ,
If they have a manifesto it will be a good laugh if nothing else.

The PTO'er

Suddenly appears in a region near you,
either alone or with a bunch of friends,
No manifesto as " no hablo ingles"

Recognize Yourself or your prospective candidate ?

The Real Spamicans running away from Congress


Horice TRS Spokesman

And remember once they're elected....

Don't trust the Bast#rds !












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