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Dateline: Friday, October 12, 2012 (Day 1,788)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
Music: JUDY GARLAND FRANK SINATRA and DEAN MARTIN , 1962 (2/6)
1: Op-Ed: Team Up and Fight, America!
2: AFA's Abuse of Americana
3: Dept Update: Speaker of the House
4. War Map & Analysis
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Editor's Notes: Today's WHPR is a full Media Team effort, with Press Corps Writer DokJon playing Lead Editor for this edition. The rest of the team has helped to research and develop submitted segments, with DokJon doing final edits and assembly for publication. Thank you, and we hope you'll enjoy the show.
Team Up and Fight, America!
Op-Ed by WHPR Editor du Jour DokJon
We're in this together, America. Teamwork Wins!
It's no secret America is currently undergoing a major PTO threat by the enemies who fake their identity as Americans. Do not be fooled by these bad guys who don't care about what's in our country's interests. Once a country is successfully PTO'd, destructive foes take control over Congress where vital laws are set up to run the country. Laws will get jacked up, national treasury will be stolen, and it will be an utter chaos. It is such a serious matter that all Americans must unite and fight off the evil together.
AFA is the PTOers' hangout party. Comprised of mainly Serbians, its member base is wide but they have one goal in their mind - take over Congress. We can not let that happen. On the upcoming PP election day, true Americans are asked to pitch in the ATO effort. We must vote smart and drive the PTOers out of American Congress.
We talked with IES (Immigration Dept) Director Slade Cash, and he lent some insight into the pattern of recent immigrants. "The American Freedom Alliance has been extremely abusive with CS approvals and most of these new citizens go straight to the AFA, while others join one of the smaller parties that backed Hanibal for CP this month or stay out of any party." We can expect to see some Ajay/Hanibal loyalists moving from smaller parties to help secure their Party's leadership. This, in turn, leads to the AFA once again being able to run more candidates for Congress, take more seats in Congress, and grant even more unauthorized Citizenships.
That is, if we just sit and not do anything about it.
AFA's Abuse of Americana
Press Corps Staff Writer Ichabod Adams
Patriotic imagery, or smoke and mirrors in the hands of a political Svengali?
Douglas MacArthur once said, "I am concerned for the security of our great Nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within."
After reading Ronald Gimper Reagan’s recent article I felt it my duty to point out that the above quote from General MacArthur describes RGR and the American Fascist Alliance perfectly. This leader of the AFA, like Faust, has sold his soul to the twin devils Serbia and Hungary.
Americans, do not doubt that RGR believes in his heart that America should be destroyed. It has been his goal for over 3 years to sit in the White House, so that he may destroy everything America has accomplished, and so he can hand over the American Treasury to his Serbian and Hungarian Overlords.
This is more applicable to the AFA than the MacArthur quote Ronald Ajay Reagan has been waving around, "Duty. Honor. Country."
Currently the AFA is spamming the Shout feed and article comments with the above quote. MacArthur's rhetoric was what RL America needed at the time. It applies here, now, in our game. But not the way Ajay Reagan is misusing it, to misdirect and mislead Americans into his rat trap of false ideals.
Worth repeating is this, from Sinclair Lewis: "When facism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross."
When anyone is so fervent in their use of symbols and imagery, particularly those symbols we hold so dear which represent our love of God and Country, we must look beyond the illusion and the rhetoric to examine the substance of that person or group.
Bigcdizzle pointed out, in the Comments to Ajay's article, no less than a dozen instances of AFA Congressmen using in-game Proposals to disrupt the function of Congress and our nation.
IES Director Slade Cash told the WHPR, "Without having the exact numbers in front of me, I think it'd be accurate to say that AFA Congressmen have granted a metric shit ton of unauthorized Citizenships to dangerous people."
These are the true substance of Ajay Reagan, Hanibal LA, and the American Freedom Party. Not patriotism wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross.
Department Update: Speaker of the House
Press Corps Staff Writer NewAzazel, with SoH John Killah
The job duties of the SoH are straightforward and also crucial: SoH must maintain order in Congress, moderate the threads, and ensure that decorum and decency are a part of every discussion. When John Killah was elected at the start of this Congressional term, he felt apt and ready for the job. Killah is a man not afraid to be unpopular in doing what is right for the nation and Congress.
SoH is also accompanied by his leadership team, with Arrden as his Deputy SoH and thedillpickl as Congressional Whip. Both individuals are well qualified for their jobs and ensure alongside John Killah that this Congress has a strong and skilled group of leaders.
Newly elected Speaker of the House is ready to Dragon Ball Congress!
There are several issues this term, paramount being the ongoing PTO attempts on this nation. Congress must ensure that donations are regularly maintained and that all programs are fully funded to help new players and keep our country active.
Killah comments that Congress can be a real force outside of the boundaries of game mechanics and be a positive source of energy for our nation and national prosperity. Killah also hopes to get the Speaker’s Word (the official paper of Congress) back up on its feet and putting out good information for our public consumption.
All those who have worked with John Killah (myself included) know he is dedicated to his work and has been a dedicated Congressman. Speaker of the House is a tough job to take on, and as former Speaker of the House Tip O’Neill once said: “You better take advantage of the good cigars. You don't get much else in that job.”
War Map & Analysis
Guest Contributing Writer Hale26
DEEP RED ARROW= Attacks against Fyrom
DEEP GREEN ARROW= Attacks against France
BLUE ARROW = Possible American Attack on Corsica.
SICK PURPLE ARROW = Attack Route 1 to the Macedonian Homeland
MAGENTA ARROW= Attack Route 2 to the Macedonian Homeland
RED LINE = Failed Albanian Attack on FYROM
RED ARROW= Successful Albanian Attack on FYROM
YELLOW ARROW= FYROMian Attack on Albania
Too confusing? click on the image to see it bigger. it's no less confusing, just bigger.
It's been an interesting few days for America. As you know, we've lost our border with FYROM thanks to an Italian RW in Liguria. Of course, this meant that we were forced to change course into the Swiss Alps. Though not as cool (hehe, cool..) as taking over the FYROMian homeland, it still worked out well in our favor. We captured Deutschschweiz without a problem, and Voralberg was taken as well.
Luckily for us, our war on FYROM isn't over yet. Seems that the Green menace has (reluctantly) captured the island of Corsica (France), allowing us to regain our border and NE on FYROM. Yippee for more FYROM beating!
Our NE should pass sometime tonight. Strangely enough, FYROM has launched an NE on Italy now instead of us. This means that they are either..
A- Trying to focus all their attention on the Southern (Italy, Albania) front.
B- Trying to help Montenegro
or the most likely..
C- Planning to run away from Corsica before our NE passes.
So be on the lookout if you see any RW's in a certain French island sometime soon
Editor's note: I would have gone with "D- they're retarded", if it had been offered.
P.S.: For those who were fighting last night, you may have noticed that FYLOL actually TRIED to win. *GASP*. Well, sorta.
Y'see, FYROM has just signed a new alliance with our old buddy, Indonesia. It states that both nations are to help each other if their homeland is being attacked. So I'm guessing the 26 points FYROM won were more by alliance miscommunication then anything, i.e. Indo fought for FYROM, FYROM fought for themselves by accident, etc.
Hale26's full scale War Reports can be found in his own newspaper, The Stairway.
This is his audition. Let us know what you think of his work!
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