White House Press Release #97: EDEN and Brolliance say Hello to Kitty

Day 891, 15:58 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room

Official White House Press Release (#97): EDEN and Brolliance say Hello to Kitty

29 April 2010, Day 891 of the New World.

The contents of this White House Press Release are:

1. EDEN and Brolliance say Hello to Kitty

2. Practice Safe Trolling: Use Protection

3. Free Guns for Americans



EDEN and Brolliance say Hello to Kitty

While most people know that Heilongjiang was finally liberated after months of Hungarian tyranny, not everyone realizes that this was a tremendous success for Phoenix's enemies due to impressive coordination and cooperation. While EDEN countries led the way, Brolliance forces were more than happy to roll us their sleeves and join EDEN in the slog to liberate one of the game's oldest colonies.



Despite very short notice, America threw all of its night owl forces into the battle, leading to victory in what President Woxan called "the best battle in my entire career". Meanwhile, like many former Presidents, former President Jewitt has moved into diplomatic relations and humanitarian work. How noble of you, Jewitt.


Practice Safe Trolling: Use Protection

There seems to be a recent epidemic of FPs for what eRepublik administrators deem to trolling. So, while the James S. Brady Press Room does not endorse breaking eRepublik rules, if you're going to write such articles, be smart: use an organization.

Abstinence is not the only answer or, as a wise man once said, "Trolling is a gift, wrap it up". By using an organization, you can publish easily in any country you'd like. Not only that, but more importantly, you can always make more organizations. Making level 22 field marshals takes a lot longer. So, be smart. Always wear an organization.



Free Guns for Americans

If you like free guns, click here and simply post your profile link, strength, and rank. The only requirements are that you are an American living in Karnataka with a rank of Colonel or lower. It's just that easy! Brought to you by Arm America.

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This concludes the ninety-seventh White House Press Release and the eleventh of this Presidential term. Be sure to observe DoD Orders, as the world is ever-changing!

Stay Thirsty My Friends,

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