White House Press Release #75: PigInZen Moves In

Day 837, 23:37 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room

Official White House Press Release (#75): PigInZen Moves Into Office

6 March January 2010, Day 837 of the New World.

The contents of this White House Press Release are:

1. President PigInZen Moves into the White House

2. Shenanigans in South Africa; Phoenix Foiled in Asia; Rent Agreed Upon in Karnataka

3. Move to Scenic Karnataka

4. The Flufferton Foundation’s Media Awards are Back!



President PigInZen Moves into the White House; Announces Cabinet

Yesterday, President PigInZen moved into the Oval Office after the American people gave him a clear mandate to lead the country. The president would like to congratulate fellow presidential candidates Andy Costello, DanielCD, and Peter Green for an excellent, productive race. The candidates all pushed each other to offer the eUnited State the best possible candidates, and the country will benefit from this.

President PigInZen would also like to announce the following Executive Cabinet:

President: PigInZen
Personal Asistant to the President: wahooBob

Vice-President: Andy Costello
Personal Assitant to the Vice-President: AlexBerkman

Chief of Staff: fingerguns
Personal Assistant to the Chief of Staff: Blazix

Deputy Chief Of Staff: Chadwick0585
Deputy Chief Of Staff: Trick246
Deputy Chief Of Staff: DanielCD

Congressional Liason: EmmanuelCruise

Chief Policy Advisor: HarrisonRichardson
Senior Policy Advisor - Grand Vizier: Emerick
Senior Policy Advisor: Rheinlander von Phalz
Policy Advisor: Cromstar
Policy Advisor: Max McFarland 2
Policy Advisor: St. Krems

Secretary of Defense: Angelini
Director of the Office of Militia Support: Pdeb
Assitant Director of the Office of Militia Support: Kentel
Assitant Director of the Office of Militia Support: Tibbets

Secretary of the Interior: MaxxJohnson
Deputy Secretary of the Interior for Education: Fionia
Deputy Secretary of the Interior for Citizen Affairs: Chisholm
NAU Director: Fionia
Mentor Director: rlee16807
Human Resources: rainysunday
Welcoming Committee Director: ligtreb
Meals on Wheels Director: James Strife
Salvation Army Director: LordRahl2
Flying Unicorn Squadron: Gildorg
Reach Director: Jeremyr
Community Development Program Director: Herr Vootsman

Secretary of Media: Mr. Hyphenated
Deputy Secretary of Media: Lieutenant Scheisskopf
White House Press Secretary: Gnaeus Progenitory
Pony Express Director: eliwood_sain
Director of Departmental Messages: George Armstrong Custer

Secretary of State: Bradley Reala
Deputy Secretary of State for the Americas: Indrae
Deputy Secretary of State for Europe: System0101
Deputy Secretary of State for Asia: Myles Robinson
Director of the International Database: Jeep America
Director of Ambassadorial Affairs: Robert Oakden
Director of the Citizenship Task Force: Laurenbug

Secretary of Treasury: sydiot
Deputy Secretary of Treasury for Financial Intelligence: Dr Tango

Secretary of Techonlogy: LifesaverM

Secretary of Fun: Syrup

More positions will be announced as the personnel are selected. Congratulations to each of the members of the Cabinet. America is expecting big things from you.




Shenanigans in South Africa; Phoenix Foiled in Asia; Rent Agreed Upon in Karnataka

Nation, as you may have noticed, some very suspicious maneuverings recently occurred in South Africa. It seems that South Africa intentionally activated Argentina’s Mutual Protection Pacts before retreating the battle. They then allowed Argentina to region swap into most of their country. As you can imagine, foul play is suspected. The White House condemns any use of foul-play for selfish gains, and it condemns these events, should they be proven to be instigated through ill-gotten gains.

Halfway around the world, the Philippines showed tremendous courage by region-swapping through most of China to help defend the high-iron region of Karnataka from the clawing fingers of Indonesia and Serbia. This is all the more noble considering that the Indian and American governments agreed to a rental contract for Karnataka last week, proving to the world that the American government respects the sovereignty of other nations.



Move to Scenic Karnataka

No passport photo needed to move to Karnataka 😃

Americans, we need you to move to, now more than ever. With every citizen, we will make the region stronger and more secure against foreign invasion and internal turmoil; eRep's defense calculator makes the wall increase by 100 for each person, so your simple presence is valuable. Better yet, it costs you absolutely nothing and you can do it in one of three ways. Simply fill out this form (click here) and request a moving ticket to Karnataka. Please understand that there may be a delay in receiving your ticket if the volume of requests is high. For the betterment of our country, move to Karnataka; Florida and California are well secured. We need more protection in our vital iron region.



The Flufferton Foundation’s Media Awards are Back!

After a long and tumultuous ride—including time being held as a hostage by a certain terrorist group—The Flufferton Foundation is back up and running. The program is currently taking submission for The Zoli Prize for True Reporting. The prize looks to award any American’s article of propaganda, trolling, editorials, opinion and so forth. Any submitted articles must be written within the last month. The deadline is March 9th at 23:59 eRepublik time, so submit your stories here!




Useful Links
Department of Defense Orders
President PigInZen’s Newspaper
Vice President Andy Costello’s Newspaper
State Department News
USA Department of the Interior
The Army Times
Mobile Infantry Battle Cry
The Welcoming Committee Newspaper
Flying Unicorn News

This concludes the seventy-fifth White House Press Release and the first of this Presidential term. Be sure to observe DoD Orders, as the war is ever-changing!

Respectfully submitted,

Lieutenant Scheisskopf
Secretary of the Media

Mr. Hyphenated
Deputy Secretary of the Media

Gnaeus Progenitor
White House Press Secretary