White House Press Release #109: President McSkittles
Day 929, 04:29
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by James S. Brady Press Room
Our New President
The White House is happy to announce that the President Chocolate McSkittles has officially taken office. The new President Choc has wasted no time, hitting the ground running by releasing his inaugurational address as soon as victory was secured. Take a look at the president's cabinet, and see the names that will be working for the nation this month.
Bros Down Under Fend off PTO
With the significant help from American and Eden Anti Takeover Units, Australia was able to escape from the looming PTO threat in the presidential elections. The Australian community united to back a single candidate, widdows9000, who confronted the Indonesian sandygee in the polls. After the glorious EDEN victory in Western Australia, Indonesia has tried to obtain Australian territories by using less honorable methods. They encouraged new players to begin in Australia in order to get citizenships and this month they tried to capture the presidential post by using the most disgraceful means such as spreading lies about widdows9000 and writing articles to trick real Australians to vote for sandygee. Fortunately these despicable acts didn’t match the dedicated U.S + Allied effort to save Australia and widdows9000 won by a fair margin. Australia is safe from the nefarious Indonesian occupation for another month. Congratulations to Australia and thank you to everyone who participated in saving our Bros.
A Note from the Secretary of Media
This month I’m happy to announce that I am continuing in my role as Secretary of Media. I hope to improve upon communication from last month, and get the Press Corps finally up and running. If you have any questions about our media, or just want to talk to someone in the department, join us on IRC in #eus-media. This channel is where press conferences will be held soon.
‘Til Next Time America,
David Landon
Secretary of Media
Gulden Draak
Deputy Secretary of Media
Sossu
Deputy Secretary of Media
The White House is happy to announce that the President Chocolate McSkittles has officially taken office. The new President Choc has wasted no time, hitting the ground running by releasing his inaugurational address as soon as victory was secured. Take a look at the president's cabinet, and see the names that will be working for the nation this month.
Bros Down Under Fend off PTO
With the significant help from American and Eden Anti Takeover Units, Australia was able to escape from the looming PTO threat in the presidential elections. The Australian community united to back a single candidate, widdows9000, who confronted the Indonesian sandygee in the polls. After the glorious EDEN victory in Western Australia, Indonesia has tried to obtain Australian territories by using less honorable methods. They encouraged new players to begin in Australia in order to get citizenships and this month they tried to capture the presidential post by using the most disgraceful means such as spreading lies about widdows9000 and writing articles to trick real Australians to vote for sandygee. Fortunately these despicable acts didn’t match the dedicated U.S + Allied effort to save Australia and widdows9000 won by a fair margin. Australia is safe from the nefarious Indonesian occupation for another month. Congratulations to Australia and thank you to everyone who participated in saving our Bros.
A Note from the Secretary of Media
This month I’m happy to announce that I am continuing in my role as Secretary of Media. I hope to improve upon communication from last month, and get the Press Corps finally up and running. If you have any questions about our media, or just want to talk to someone in the department, join us on IRC in #eus-media. This channel is where press conferences will be held soon.
‘Til Next Time America,
David Landon
Secretary of Media
Gulden Draak
Deputy Secretary of Media
Sossu
Deputy Secretary of Media
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gratz
oh yeah? 🙂
Welcome to the Chair, sir, mr, president 😉
Good luck in loosing Karnataka \o/
gratz
use less provocative words when describing our enemy 😑
hail choc! :3
Why there is no war in Canada!!!!!!!!
Good luck in loosing Karnataka \o/ Присоединяюсь))))
I wanted to say David Landon for the win, but you ruined it David.
Glad David is the Media sec. It is always a pleasure to read his work. 😉
"use less provocative words when describing our enemy 😑" x2
I like this WHPR format. It's very clean.
Also, with regards to "use less provocative words when describing our enemy 😑", calling the enemy "nefarious" (as well as pointing out the underhanded tactics used in the Australian election) may be one of the least provocative (and one of the more polite) things to say about Indonesia's actions. In short, the enemy can suck on it.
Congrats to Choc and thank you, David Landon, for continuing in this role.
Congratulations, President McSkittles!
USAmaxx!