Which is the most feared Regiment in the British Army?
Niko Jones
Which is the most feared Regiment in the British Army?
You could be forgiven if you said The Para’s
or The Gurkha’s
or the most famous of them all, the Special Air Service, or to you and me the SAS.
However, ask any member of the above and they will tell you of the one Regiment that they all fear beyond any reproach and that Regiment is the:
Royal Army Dental Corps
Little known and with a handful of qualified Dental Surgeons, Technicians and Nurses this professional regiment holds the success of a battalion in its hands.
However, our brave soldiers from the Forces elite are literally petrified of this obscure regiment and although often packing MP5’s or SA80’s the mere sight of an officers dental drill has these brave chaps heading for the hills.
Joking aside the Army has the worst dental record amongst the Tri-Services largely due to operational duties but mostly due to the failure of personnel to follow up with their own dental health. So if you haven’t had a check up lately I recommend that you visit your local Royal Army Dental Corps surgery for some advice and guidance. You can find your local surgery here: - Royal Army Dental Corps Recruitment Zone
So click the link above if you want to make sure you’ll be fighting fit and don’t want to have a mouth like this....
Comments
Awesome ...voted o7
Even the biggest guys fear us!
o7
If you have bad teeth then you will struggle to eat meat and other good food...
If you struggle to eat your food then it'll be harder to get the nutrients to keep your strength up...
If you can't keep your strength up, then you cannot fight so effectively...
And if you cannot fight effectively, even members of the NHS MU without any weapons will be able to beat you up...
Moral of this post - visit the Royal Army Dental Corps now!
great article o7
.... lol
V+S
When i first saw that you were the dental corps i just laughed, and i still laugh now. You could have chosen any number of MU but the dental core. I for one do not fear them. and as im in the Armed forces IRL i must say that i rather like the dentist gets me out of Excersises occasionally.
Im more scared of the latrene crew, cause without a hole to shit in, it would be one smelly place.
You need the latrene crew to help you take a shit Rambo? I am amazed the RL armed forces can do anything if they need help on the toilet front...
Mr Knee, the RL Army pay people like me to establish their whole infrastructure these days. I did it in Bosnia & Kosovo and my colleagues did it in Iraq and Afghanistan. The Royal Engineers do very little on that front any more. Most of the works are outsourced to private companies that are capable of and specialise in the management of budgets and multi service contracts.
"When i first saw that you were the dental corps i just laughed, and i still laugh now."
Our aim worked then \o/