Where is my mind?
•
by saraht0ga
So yesterday, in a top secret channel full of super awesome people that I will never tell you about because you are probably not awesome enough, Paul Proteus gave me a bit of a nudge.
Through the magic of Photoshop, it looks like these are all from the same day \o/
Okay, a few nudges. Anyway, he was right. It's been quite a while since I wrote anything, and that's due to several reasons.
I'm going to completely ignore those legitimate reasons and make up a new one. Okay. You with me? We all got our imagination caps on?
Good! Thanks. You're all good sports.
Anyway, I haven't written in a while because my mind, and heart, have been otherwise occupied.
There is an individual on eRep that has kept me from dying an inhumane, inactive, boring e-death. He's clever, funny, well-read. He likes the same PC games that I do, and he's traveled through time in a box. Basically, he's the Doctor to my Rose.
And he's the President.
eAmericans everywhere are shocked and amazed at this daring public confession
It's true. I, saraht0ga/Killah, am madly in e-love with Paul Proteus. Though he's nearly 3 years my senior, I can't help but imagine spending countless hours awkwardly flirting with him in various channels on IRC. I can't wait to support him in his endeavors as President of the eUnited States of America, if he chooses to continue his position in the future. I will gladly dedicate sappy alternative and/or indie rock songs to him on my radio show, Toga Party, and pause my marathon of a new TV show on Netflix that's really funny and has some lesbian shower scenes in it.
All because Paul Proteus makes me feel...
Well...
I couldn't have said it better myself, Stephen
So, Paul. If you're reading this, please handle my e-heart with care. It is a fragile thing. I understand if you don't return my internet super deep, intense, magical romantic feelings, but if you do...
I wouldn't mind being your first lady. Just sayin'.
Facebook
Twitter
Discord
Comments
I read this, and I commented on it and stuff
voted for love ❤
Get a room you two!
Thank you for using my image. It is nice to see me wherever me go.
Paul losing his virginity in eRep prior to RL hue hue hue
(Wonder what John Killah has to say about that, hmmmm....)
Would be mildly annoyed by this comment but laughed instead 😁
Well because I cant say any other insult I guess i have to go with the most insulting. SERB hope i dont get another famous point for this
I didn't report you, that comment was quite funny. SERB yourself!
[removed]
[removed]
What do I have to say? RL 😕= eRep ... What Sarah does in eRep doesn't affect RL 😛 Go troll elsewhere :3
John, that's a weak comment.
It would be more entertaining if you would show us the "jealous guy" !
😃
It's an honest comment :3 I don't do jealousy publicly, so you'll have to find a spectacle elsewhere :3
Sarah was saying something else: http://tiny.cc/xzq6zw
Nope, still not even a flicker of emotion for you :3
No wonder she threw herself into Paul's arms :-
I'd take your bait ... if it tasted nicer .... tastes like RGR :3
What can i say. you captivated my mind with these mentions of such "reeeiiinbaws". where can i find these "reeeiiinbaws"? your planet is a very interesting one.
Let me introduce myself. I am Fanaxidiel, bla bla bla... and... surprise!
Sarah! I am your natural e-father!
It's true, you got into the game with my reflink 😃
And you have family's approval for your romance with Paul, he seems a good guy to me 😃
La famiglia has approved the coitus hue hue hue
Let their joy suffocate in lubricants!
Funny, because I got to eRep via a Google search for browser games.
It's one of the instrument I used for spamming 🙂
DNA TEST: http://i.imgur.com/U9g3wJV.png
Sorry if I wasn't there in your youth 🙁
Now you have found your father.
He has made you an offer you can not refuse.
Bacio le mani, bambina 🙂
Why'd you block out the gold? Where's my child support, Papa?! (Kidding)
It seems that in this case it's the daughter who feeds the daddy xD
I cut out golds for privacy. I dunno if you (and the others referrers) like others to know what you do/spend in this game : D
I am careful edaddy xD
I can respect that 😛 Well. I guess thanks for getting me here AND STEALING MY SOUL AND REAL LIFE. Also I guess I get to meet cool people so there's that.
Well, Tenshibo's first lady was a goat, so Sarah isn't such a bad choice.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
muahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ohoho, Santa's first lady's here too!
But you can't be Santa's first lady and Paul's too 🙂
Also, don't compare me to a goat please. I'm a lady, so wouldn't that be ovca?
It would be-ee-ee-ee-ee!
"eAmericans everywhere are shocked and amazed at this daring public confession"
Not just eAmericans, my friend ;p
>freemasons
Legion was a solid choice, but that party is p derp bro
might as well call themselves Illuminati.
they wish, they're just the puppets of New Era...which is about as derp as derp gets.
Ohoho, King Woldy's first lady signed in!
What the holy god damn !
cool
Voted and subbed for quality media
Adorable.
Kinda cheesy if you ask me. Professing love on a browser game. You'd never catch me doing something like that, would you Bia?
😉
Voted
Never.
you have mind(brain)?
Your English was a lot better when you were pretending not to be a d-bag. I'm disappointed in you.
Ohoho, King Hanibal's first lady signed in, too!
i dont even want my english to be good when i speak to you 😃
Lets take back TAP?
TAP?
Like
.
.
.
.
.
The
AFA
Pussies
!
an article after my own style.
We are waiting the President's response!!